you are confined only by the walls you build for yourself
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
You know how there is always one person in your life that
you trust? that is right, your momma. Whatever she said,
it was gold. We all know that.
That person was the one lady whom you could always trust,
because she would never tell you a story! Well, I gotta say,
my mom lied to me!!!...she told me to always eat all
my food. She said I would become big and strong.
Well, I did what she said but she lied.
All I did was become big.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
six months to live?
stop complaining
stop bugging me
in the hospital
found a new mechanic
sensitive people
humans have different blood types
bed bugs
do you know why I called you in here
Jesus took the wheel
how much coke
a thesaurus
canoe
racists and serial killers
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JOKES
Tommy goes to confession
St. Patrick was a sissy
he went to the bar every Friday afternoon
little Johnny lived in the country
the restaurant toilet
going to hell
the extraordinarily handsome man decided he
I'll have to let you go
my ex wanted to distract me
wife thinks its cute
farmer Brown buys 12 pigs at an auction
Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage,
a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance
policy on his wife, with himself as the beneficiary, and arranging to have her killed.
A "friend of a friend" put him in touch with a nefarious
underworld figure who went by the name of "Artie."
Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse
was $5,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he
wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.
Artie insisted on being paid something up front. The man opened up his
wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside. Artie sighed,
rolled his eyes, and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Kroger grocery
store. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle
her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and
slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly
onto the scene. Unwilling to leave any witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to
strangle the produce manager as well. Unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were
captured by hidden cameras and observed by the store's security guard,
who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could
leave the store. Under intense questioning at the police station,
Artie revealed the sordid plan, including his financial arrangements with the hapless husband.
DRUM ROLL, please........ (PAUSE) Go all the way to the end.............
and that is why the next day in the newspaper, the headline declared...........
"ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR A DOLLAR AT KROGER'S."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
BEATBoX SAX -"Stand By Me"- Solo Sax and Voice
You Won't Believe What Rhinos Do At Night | Africa | BBC
Chips & Tequila Haven't Changed. Brandon Vestal
Grover Cleveland's Secret Surgery
Titanic departure (real video 1912)
World's Wildest Police Videos: Roasting In A Metal Tomb
I Need a New Phone: Fails of the Week (July 2019) | FailArmy
Jumping From Space! - Red Bull Space Dive - BBC
Awesome F-22 Raptor Falls/freefall from sky in full control
Building The Golden Gate Bridge (1930's)
US Hwy 50 Nevada.."Loneliest Highway In America"
OFFICIALLY THE FUNNIEST Magician EVER
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
annoying
get friends
baby;s first exam
had no coffee
McDonald's
no worth the effort
a knock knock joke
riding lawn mower for sale
lose the remote
an 85 yr old virgin
in Scotland
the bugs this summer
in my house
5 ways for gay men to be happy
I cannot help it.
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