Four Day Work Week, Never Forget Anything, & You!

Howdy, it's time for The Lunch Read!

Lunch reads from around the web...since 2013! //   //   View this email in your browser This One Goes Out To You This intro is dedicated to you! You know who you are. You! Exactly - you right there! Lil ole you. Enjoy your lunch. - Today's Menu - Paper straws won't save the planet – we need a four-day week Yeah! Dissolve that fifth day of the work week like a paper straw in our drink! Appetizer (4 min) | The Guardian The Worm That Nearly Ate the Internet LET'S TAKE THE INTERNET, AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE. Entrée (8 min) | The New York Times How to Never Leave Anything in a Hotel Room Again This article was written by your mom after she already asked you to check under the bed THREE times because your headphones probably fell under there, okay? Starter (5 min) | Lifehacker The Lingering of Loss "My best friend left her laptop to me in her will. Twenty years later, I turned it on and began my inquest." Entrée (8 min) | The New Yorker Banish acne with straight-up skincare Curology isn't messing around with their custom skincare formulas. Their prescription acne-busting ingredients are the most powerful ones you can get, so you can be sure they'll actually work. Get your first month free. Sponsored Snack | Curology 'Be nicer to your delivery people. They're…people.' ...for now. Dessert (4 min) | Experience We Need Insects More Than They Need Us "Inside the world of plastic-eating worms, dung-rolling beetles, and agricultural ants.." Dessert (4 min) | Nautilus It's Never Going to Be Perfect, So Just Get It Done Perfect? More like per...wait. Actually forget it. Dessert (4 min) | The New York Times The new viral trend is licking products in grocery stores. The internet was supposed to be a happy place, guys. Songs That My Friend John Says Are Cool The Barrel by Aldous Harding -- Twentytwo by Sunflower Bean -- Bloodless by Andrew Bird -- STMFJSAC Spotify Playlist Breaking News: What the Hell Was that Noise? @audipenny:  (opening my god damn email) there better not be any god damn emails in here Curology: Banish acne with straight-up skincare.  Gus Johnson is great. Here is an accurate portrayal of every mom in a horror movie. Thanks for reading! Have a wonderful week and don't forget to apply sunscreen if you're going out in the sun. Share Tweet Forward Send The Lunch Read to a Friend! Written and curated by Tommy, Alexis, John, Kristin, Melissa, Colleen, and Adam Copyright © 2019, All Rights Reserved.  Want to change how you receive these emails? You can update your preferences or unsubscribe from this list