It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
HELLO POSTMAN FANS
'Storm Area 51' Is The Internet's 'Brainiest' New Idea
Over 1 and a half million people have signed a facebook
petition to invade "and see them aliens"
Many of us Americans grew up hearing stories and legends
about Area 51, a United States Air Force facility in Nevada
that's long been rumored to be the home of extraterrestrial
research conducted by the government.Some people on Facebook
apparently decided that it was time to find out what exactly
they're doing in there once and for all. Aptly named "Storm Area 51,
They Can't Stop All Of Us" the Facebook group has dedicated the
hours of 3am through 6am on Friday, September 20th during which
attendees will break into the facility to "see them aliens."
How will they dodge security, you ask?
By Naruto-running faster than any incoming bullets. Easy.
That all sounds good except for one thing...
We wish you well my friends.
The other question I have?
How come these ppl wanna invade area 51 at risk to life and
limb, but cannot apply for a job?
But hey, what do I know, I am just a joke teller.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
I told him
you question everything
a Klondike bar
it stopped raining
back off skanks
primitive
a lot of time
credit card theft
getting old
lemons
look every body
short staffed
vacation pictures
redo the carpet
Saturday morning cartoons
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JOKES
may I buy you a drink
2 men driving through NYC
excuse me sir
negotiations
standing before the pearly gates
little boy walked home from school
3 reformed rabbis
married to a younger woman
just love to meet him
tips for English grammar
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
tattoos
bird shits on my car
don't stress
the beach
need a job
brunette goes into a doctors office
five am kisses
3 companies after me
my emotional support dog
hate my brain
a modern romantic novel
lab results are in
discouraged my wife
some people prefer netflix
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
where did all the killers go
if the lottery was honest
abandoned America
best of Frank Costanza
picnic Bean
Dennis Regan
a brief history of gelogic time
the Flintstones
warship defends British tanker
the scariest ship
in the toilet
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
where did all the killers go
if the lottery was honest
abandoned America
best of Frank Costanza
picnic Bean
Dennis Regan
a brief history of geologic time
the Flintstones
warship defends British tanker
the scariest ship
in the toilet
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