Goop's Greatest Enemy, Join The Freemasons, & Bachelorette Recap

Hey it's time for The Lunch Read!

Lunch reads from around the web...since 2013! //   //   View this email in your browser Bacherlorette RECAP What is up Bachelor-Nation?! I hope you all enjoyed the WILD finale to the Bachelorette last night. Here's our official recap: First we were like, "Tyler! No!" Then we were like, "No more guitar, please!" Then we were like, "No not him, please!" Then we were like, "Ooooh?" Then we were like, "What?!" Then we were like, "Yes!" Then we were like, "Wait why is Demi Lovato in the audience? Are they really not going to mention that?" And finally we were like, "Nope, they ain't mentioning it." Enjoy your lunch. - Today's Menu - Chance the Rapper Wants You to Get Married Look, he just wants you to hurry up so he'll live long enough to be Chance the Grandpa, okay? Appetizer (4 min) | The Atlantic There's a global movement of Facebook vigilantes who hunt pedophiles They call themselves the Sons Of Han. Entrée (9 min) | Quartz Climate change: 12 years to save the planet? Make that 18 months "Do you remember the good old days when we had '12 years to save the planet'?" Starter (5 min) | BBC Meet Goop's Number-One Enemy It's somehow not Gwyneth Paltrow without her publicist. Appetizer (5 min) | Chatelaine Do You Have to Be a Jerk to Be Great? Unfortunate short answer, yes. Unfortunate long answer, yeeeeeeees. Dessert (4 min) | The New York Times What It's Like to Join the Freemasons "The only competition in Masonry is to see who can be the better person." Dessert (6 min) | The Atlantic How To Help Your Anxious Partner — And Yourself "Living with anxiety can be tough — your thoughts might race, you might dread tasks others find simple (like driving to work) and your worries might feel inescapable. But loving someone with anxiety can be hard too. You might feel powerless to help or overwhelmed by how your partner's feelings affect your daily life." Dessert (5 min) | NPR 3 Simple Ways to Workshop your One Woman Show at your Friend's Engagement Party Songs That My Friend John Says Are Cool Unstoppable by Lianne La Havas -- The Spot by Your Smith -- Habit Creature by Rubblebucket -- STMFJSAC Spotify Playlist A wonderful person answers some questions about aliens. Simple as that. It's like if Tommy Lee Jones in MIB was less grumpy. @markedly: Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance Thanks for reading! You are appreciated. Not just by us, but by everyone. Share Tweet Forward Send The Lunch Read to a Friend! Written and curated by Tommy, Alexis, John, Kristin, Melissa, Colleen, and Adam Copyright © 2019, All Rights Reserved.  Want to change how you receive these emails? You can update your preferences or unsubscribe from this list