Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow
WELCOME TO:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
You ever get tired of the "politically correct"
people? Seems like they are always coming
up with something new. The other day, I
am reading how they want to change the
way we refer to "man" holes. That's right,
too "gender offensive" right? So the new
name for them little holes in the road?
maintenance holes. Ain't that wonderful?
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
gang signs
where will you start
Victoria's secret
still waiting
this could be us
a fun thing to say
a talent
so what have you been up to
Every thing is a joke
leaving you
a lesbian
what body wash
this rag
the wrong suitcase
home alone
She's A Keeper If You Hear A Woman Say . . .
I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame
you for ignoring me.
I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other room,
I still want you right now!
This porno scene is boring, fast forward to the gang bang.
Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wetspot.
The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her
over for dinner on Friday.
While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on
fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a
field goal they'll still cover.
liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girl-
friend has class.
That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool,
I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.
I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a
wonderful Valentine's day gift!
Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have
to mess with it anymore.
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Little Johnny and Suzie play on the swing set every
day after school. One day, little Johnny goes home
after school and asks his father, "What's this thing
between my legs, daddy?"
His father replies, "That's your truck, son. You want
to park that in a girl's garage"
The very same day, Suzie goes home and asks her
mother, "Mommy, what's this between my legs?"
Her mother smiles and replies, "That is your garage,
honey. You NEVER want to let a boy park his truck
in there."Both of the kids go to school the next day, and like
always, they play on the swing set afterwards. Suzie
goes home after a while, and her mother is shocked
to see blood all over Suzie's face and clothes.
"Suzie, What happened??" She cried.
"Oh nothing, mom. Little Johnny tried to park his
truck in my garage, so I bit off his back two tires!!"
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A guy goes into a bar and picks up a tall woman. After a night of drinking
and dancing they go back to his place. She unzips his fly and starts playing
with his dick."Wow," he says, "you really know how to handle a dick!"
"I should," she replies, "I used to have one."
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JOKES
that's disgusting, why is he doing that
if my mom was a hen
it was time to get married
mad cow disease
viagra can be dangerous
I'm a golfer
wanted a new bicycle
when I wave my handkerchief
hey queen
what do you mean almost
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The 40 Most Beautiful Actresses Pre-1960 (my preferences)
Can This Monster Ice Machine Save This Cruise Ship From Sinking
Crane Collapses And Drops Plane
GRAND CANYON TOUR
5 Most Lethal Weapons of the U.S Civil War
Kids Versus Old Folks
The Unforgiving North Pacific
Mister Robinson's Neighborhood - SNL
Master Of Muscles
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
forklifts and women
just like your mom
Alexa
when you find the password
getting pregnant again by your baby daddy
how much is that one
headed to the er
medical use
the whole point
you can love me
joke of the day
hey baby girl
making my wife scream
word of the day
guts and balls
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