Those who realize their folly are not true fools
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
If you are getting a little older, like me, you most likely find
yourself waking up to new aches and pains every day, right?
So. if I went to the doctor with each one of em, I probably
would be spending a fortune in doctor bills, let alone the cost of
prescriptions ... right? So, here is my dilemma. When do I know
that I really need to go to the doc? The reason I am asking
this question? I have a new situation. That's right.
Like I need a new health issue, right? But here it is...
is it normal for one of my nuts to
hang lower than the other two?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
lesbian neighbors
hit you in the head
welcome to McDonalds
keep an eye on your sister
the new game show
when your at church
in the 1900's
what is he thinking
a pain in the ass
took me to subway
we need air support
I'll see
kick the Sh-t out of you
a day at the museum
cameras everywhere
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JOKES
in an elevator
Bill Gates dies
2 women hiking in the woods
Generak Halftrack calls down to the motorpool
I'd love to have that
Mark's first time in a whorehouse
as a result of a crime scene investigative
their most exciting experiences
the police roadblock
preacher pays a visit to one of his church members
An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the
local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone he said, "There lies
a very honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars, but he struggled
to the end to pay off his debts, and if anyone has gone to heaven,
he has."They walked on a bit further and then came to another grave. The
old man pointed to the gravestone and said, "Now there's a
different type of man altogether. He owed me 60 dollars and he
died without ever trying to pay me back. If anyone has gone to
hell, he has."The little boy thought for a while and then said, "You know,
Grandpa, you are very lucky."
"Why?" asked the old man in surprise.
"Well, whichever place you go to, you'll have some money to draw on."
Terms for Stupid
Dumber than a box of hair.
Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
Forgot to pay her brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
24 cents short of a quarter.
A young Jewish college girl answers the door for her date. She brings
him into the living room to meet her parents.
"Mom, Dad, this is Angelo. We'll be home early," she says.
Her mother looks at the young man disapprovingly, discerning from his
name that he is a Gentile.
When the girl finally returns home, her mom quizzes her immediately,
"Tell me, Anna, was that boy Jewish?
"No Mom, he's not." replies the girl cautiously, sensing that a
battle is about to begin.
Momentary silence from the mom - "Well - is he Pre-Med?"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The Three Stooges Funny Moments
Man's Best Workmate - Border Collie puppies
Tom and Jerry - Jerry and the Lion
Bathroom Trouble | Johnny English Reborn | Mr Bean Official
Ant & Dec's GOLDEN BUZZERS! | Britain's Got Talent
Roy D Mercer - Dead Rooster
Candid Camera Classic: Pennies for Change!
NASCAR's Craziest Finishes
Big Gun Duel - German Artillery Targets England
SAND DUNE TRUCKS
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
something good
one comment away
we have bonded
look in the mirror
pissing people off
something happened
money is tight
something to eat
fighting using text message
didn't realize
making plans
talk like a idiot
done chasing people
the penis poem
phones are so expensive
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