Never miss a good chance to shut up.
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
Wow, do we have a heat wave today!!!
Last night yahoo said it was 83 degrees at 10pm
here in not so beautiful West Michigan, and the
weather man says the heat index will reach well
beyond the 110 degree mark today. HEESHE! While that
seems awful, I feel badly for the folks in places like
Dallas and Miami, 100 degrees today and not real
great. eh? A big chunk of the nation swelters in a mind
numbing heat wave. I am just gonna hunker down and
be a couch potato for the next week or so, I think.
The down side, is that the AC broke down yesterday at
the gym. But what the heck, I can excersize with youtube
aerobics and videos. The ac is working just fine at my house.
The plus side? If I don't go out much, it will give me more
time to bring y'all some great jokes :)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
this desert is stupid
sleep on the job
bought a house
environmental tools for the environmentally conscious
no smoking
r u too young for this one?
Smokey the bear says
Confucius
dog is trying to tell you
a nap
a nasty one
shit ...
mood swing
walk away
get comfortable
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JOKES
a cowboy named Kenney
one day, Tony died
I'm a pig
to help a friend lose weight
a tidal wave swamped the boat
3 men discussing coincidences at a bar
the baby bear comes out of the cave
thoughts on children
celebrating their ninetieth
putting grandfather in a nursing home
A man buys a parrot, but after several weeks of trying, is unable to get
it to speak a single word. In desperation he takes the bird to a vet for
advice.The vet tells him that the parrot's beak is too long which is preventing
him from speaking. He says that he can file it down for $100.
The parrot's owner thought that was rather expensive and wondered aloud
if he could just file it down himself.
The vet tells him that it is a very delicate procedure and must be done
by a trained professional. If he does not file enough, the bird still
wont be able to talk, but if he files too much, the bird will drown
while drinking his water.
The man decides to think it over and leaves with the parrot.
Several weeks later, the vet happens to meet the parrot owner who is
looking rather down. He inquires about the parrot and the man replies
that his parrot is dead.
"Did you try to file his beak down yourself?" asked the vet. The man
nods his head."And he drowned while trying to drink his water, right?"
"No," replied the parrot's owner, "he was dead when I took his head out
of the vise."
"Keep the old motor running"
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old RICH man married a
20-year-old girl. After a year of marriage she went into the hospital to
give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying,
"This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"
He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running."
The following year the young bride gave birth again.
The same nurse said, "You really are amazing. How do you do it?"
He again said, "You've got to keep the old motor running."
The same thing happened the next year.
The nurse said, "Well, well, well! You certainly are quite a man!"
He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running."
The nurse then replied, "Well, you had better change the oil.
This one's black!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Weird TV ads from the 60's and 70's
When the United States invaded England
10 ATHLETES WHO GOT CAUGHT CHEATING
Carmen Wants Her Rental Car Back
Penguin chicks rescued by unlikely hero
Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible
Dog Reunited with Owner Slowly Recognizes Dad After Years in Shelter
Funny Invisible Drum Kit Sketch | Rowan Atkinson Live
Talking Husky Argues about going to park
Texting Tram Driver Accident Caught On Camera
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
in the forest
camping
cleaning the house
a deck of playing cards
you awake
your extended warranty
the magic black hat
a cookie
2 clowns
do not disturb
how would you like it
crazy
a lot of places
money talks
motorcyclist
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