He who loses his head is usually the last one to miss it
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So, how about this weather? Are you traveling to
beautiful West Michigan this summer? The weather is
a bit uncooperative...cloudy and rain and it's very rare
to have more than a couple days of sunshine in a row.
Road construction is atrocious. Here is a map of Michigan
if you are planning to drive to our beautiful state...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES AND TOONS
if I am so dumb
your everything
newports
old school fun
nothing to wear
waiting for them to leave
on Christian mingle
battery warning
roasting your hotdogs
self driving vehicle
figured it out
national monument
low flying
tired of the dog house
play
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JOKES
onions
the Martians
a girls first time
Jack and Barbara
he needed a saw
as a couple lay down for bed
a boy called Dick
why is the baby black
son went into a restaurant with his dad
tell me in plain English
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Q: Why couldn't the bike make it up the hill?
A: Because it was "two" tired!
A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for
a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the
friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation
of his work and handed him a handsome Moroccan leather wallet.
The lawyer looked at the wallet in astonishment and handed
it back with a sharp reminder that a wallet could not possible
compensate him for his services. "My fee for that work, "
acidly snapped the attorney, "is five hundred dollars."
The client opened the wallet, removed a one-thousand dollar
bill, replaced it with a five-hundred dollar bill
and handed it back to the lawyer with a smile.
A hyena is drinking at a watering hole one day
when he sees an elephant come for a drink.
Close to the water, the elephant stops short and
inspects a turtle for a few seconds.
Then the elephant rears back and kicks the turtle,
making it fly the better part of a mile.
The hyena asks, "What did you do that for?"
"Well," answers the elephant, "
About 80 years ago that turtle bit my foot.
Today I finally found that SOB and paid him back."
"Eighty years! How in the name of heaven could
you remember what that turtle looked like after that many years?"
The elephant replied, "I have turtle recall
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Busy Bodies - #Laurel & #Hardy (1933)
DRAMATIC ENDING: SWAT use flash-bang, rush suspects' car
Carmen Calls - Giant Model
Stimpy and his Fart are Reunited | The Ren & Stimpy Show
A Coon Huntin' Story ~ Jerry Clower
The Dukes Of Hazzard Season 7 Compilation
Redd Foxx - Laff of the Party
The Best of the Fonz Moments
Tim Hawkins - Hey There Delilah Parody
24 Minutes Of Nascar Crashes
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
Mary had a little snatch
boyfriends in law
nobody wants you
you look ridiculous
women love cats
she don't have one
do you have insurance
a positive thought
Taco Tuesda
don't give up on your dreams
mini blinds
wake up at five am
a little excessive
hig five to mom
before coffee
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