No person ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side
WELCOME TO
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
I read where there is a new cereal company now. Apparently,
millinials no longer care for such as baby boomers grew up
with. Shredded wheat, Captain Crunch, Kix, all the old stand
by cereal offered by Kelloggs and General Mills? Soon to be history.
The new company now says this is the preferred cereal for
today's kids...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES AND TOONS
a bad mother
on the first day
a penis
while searching
when she farts
calm down
killed a spider
dick picks
don't understand
which direction
a crop top
what is wrong with my brain
stop screaming
you might like to buy it
a day at the museum
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JOKES
on a cruise
isn't she adorable
the mistress of an English castle
lovers lane
crossing the road
caught one day
an inexperienced waitress
the clock fell
John came fifth
what makes them so special
"I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in
to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful
woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was
new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to
wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over
her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.
I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the
store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse
and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
'Do these excite you?' She asked.Well, I was so dumb-struck that
all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip
the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed
her panties and lay down on a desk.'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't
have much time.' So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that
unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW,
I was done within a few moments.She looked at me with a bit of a frown.
'Did you put that condom on?' she asked.I said, 'I sure did,'
and held up my thumb to show her.She fainted."
Frank was getting ready to go on a trip to New York for the first time,
and was talking to his friend Bill.Bill: "While you are in New York, there
is a bar that you have to go to. When you walk through the front door,
you are handed a free drink. Then you can go to the back room and get
laid. Come back up to the bar, and you get another free drink. Then you
can get laid again. It goes on like this all night."
Frank: "That sounds unbelievable. Have you really been there?"
Bill: "No, but my sister has."
An American businessman is entertaining some overseas business
guests on the golf course.The first guest, who is from Italy, tees off
and hits a good shot 200 yards down the fairway. As the American businessman
knows a small amount of Italian he says: "Buon tiro", which means
"Good shot". The Italian businessman replies: "Grazie".
The second guest, who is from France, tees off and hits a fantastic
shot that lands on the green thirty feet from the hole. As the American
businessman knows a small amount of French he says: "Tir fantastique",
which means "Fantastic shot". The French businessman replies: "Merci".
The third guest, who is from Japan, tees off and amazingly the ball
goes straight in the hole, a hole in one! The American businessman
doesn't know many Japanese words or phrases but when he dated a
Japanese girl during his overseas business trips she used to moan when
he made love to her and she would shout out "Ura-ana, ura-ana", and
which he repeats to his Japanese guest. The Japanese businessman replies:
"What do you mean, wrong hole?"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The Rogue Soviet Sub that Almost Started WWIII in 1967
The Largest Oil Rig in The World
Do Not Provoke a Mob of Angry Chacma Baboons
Cats vs Dogs: Which Pet Is Better? - Freshpet
DUI checkpoint video goes viral
F-35 Joint Strike Fighter • One Cool Jet Plane
Switching Bathroom Signs Prank!
SAVED FROM A SCAMMER in India (Beggar Scam Exposed)
Cash Smuggling | National Geographic
Drinking In Australia | Gabriel Iglesias
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
a landline
a pregnant prostitute
Dr Phil
so many choices
thin the herd
laughing
publicly announce
if you beep your horn
a road trip
when we die
stay in your lane
inappropriate
one day
lifting a heavy object
dropped on my head
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