I didn't climb my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.
WELCOME TO:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So, the doc says...get more excersize. Apparently,
he does not think operating the lever on my recliner
counts. Go figger. What to do? So I decided to
go out for a run but had to come back
after a couple minutes.... because I had forgotten
something. ...I forgot I was fat and could not run
for more than a couple minutes.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES AND TOONS
crack sniffing dog
super hero
price check
the babysitter
if you want to buy something
our webmaster
mr potato head
a 3 d printer
passing cyclists
bullying
a poem about getting old
land on their feet
happiest day of my life
America's happiest day
just listening
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JOKES
divorce
there was a man who worked hard all his life
there once was a Chinese emporer
the travel agency
Margue received a bill
install telephone polls
a box of birdseed
peat moss
North Carolina to Germany
I forgot the dates
There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and
was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided
as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm.
The zebra was so excited, she got out of the lock up to see this
huge space with green grass and hill and trees
and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking
brown thing and ran up to it all excited.
"Hi! I'm a zebra what are you?"
"I'm a cow," said the cow.
"Right, what do you do?"
"I make milk for the farmer."
"Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it,
"Hi, I'm a zebra what are you?"
"I'm a chicken," said the chicken.
"Oh, right, what do you do?"
"I make eggs for the farmer."
"Right - o, great, see ya round."
Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost
exactly like her without the stripes.
She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra what are you."
"I am a Stallion," said the stallion.
"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"
"Take off your pajamas, darling, and I'll show you."
On our last vacation, Mrs. and I saved some money by staying in
a cheap hotel. Just as we were falling
asleep, we heard the sounds of mattress springs and a banging
headboard from the next room. At first,
the amorous couple amused us. After five minutes it had lost its charm.
After ten minutes we were a
little annoyed. After fifteen minutes, we were just plain ticked off,
as it was keeping us awake. After
half an hour we were incensed! After an hour we
were pretty damned impressed..
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
dumbass of the year award
New Mars Curiosity Rover Pictures
Five Must-See Attractions in Yellowstone | National Geographic
Lizard Greets Man like a Dog!
Classic scene from Gunsmoke
Geese Protect Pig From Being Bullied By Other Pigs
Bad Jokes That Are Actually Funny
Carly Simon - You're So Vain
The Rise and Fall of the Japanese Zero
Men on wire: Power workers walk in the clouds to repair lines
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
went swimming today
did you know
the neighborhood
daddy whats an alcoholic
fetch beer
learn something new every day
the body builder
its clear
who is this
cursive writing
discrete shipping
the UPS guy
weight loss
listening to music
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AND FINALLY
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