You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water.
Rabindranath Tagore
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So the other day, daughter gets out a bag of her cheese curls.
So the other day, daughter gets out a bag of her cheese curls.
Kindof special around here cuz this particular brand is made by
a local company. She looks in the bag, then looks up at me, and
before she can say anything I blurt out "I confess. I stole a handful
the other day!" She looks at me and bursts out laughing.
"What is so funny?"
"I was looking in the bag and I was only going to offer you some.
I wasn't gonna accuse you of thievery."
At this point, both daughter and War department are laughing
uproariously at me. With a sheepish grin on my face I said...
"This just demonstrates that honesty is NOT necessarily the
best policy :) BTW, did you know that postman fans can qualify for
a year of Spotify? Cost on them. Find out the details by clicking here...
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We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE FUNNY PAPERS
to the bat cave
you got a problem
new mountain bike
would do anything for you
bi sexual
birthday
the world
I'm sorry
family sends you clothes
backwards
stayed up all night
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JOKES
q and a
a jewelry store robbery
she called the fire department
a rocket to the moon
Morris has a business appointment
3 construction workers died and went to heaven
Three men are sitting stiffly side by side
Trucker Bob took a day off work
Fishing season hasn't opened
Internet parking notice
you are addicted to the internet when
at a jewelry store
Two men were discussing cars
Where were you the night of August 24th
A guy wakes up in the morning.
He has a massive hangover and can't remember anything he did last night.
He picks up his dressing gown from the floor and puts it on.
He notices there's something in one of the pockets and it turns out to be a bra.
He thinks to himself, "Uh oh. What happened last night?"
He walks towards the bathroom and finds a panty in the other pocket of his gown.
Again he thinks, "What happened last night. What have I done?
It must have been a wild party," making his best attempt to conclude and accept the evidence.
He opens the bathroom door, walks in and has a look in the mirror.
He notices a little string hanging out of his mouth and his only thought
is, "If there's a God, please let this be a tea bag."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
RIDERS
Destroyed in seconds
The Man in the Queue :)
Ravens can talk!
San Francisco
Angry Cat at the Vet - Fractious Cat Restraint
7 Problems You Can Solve With WD 40
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A Polish girl went to the gynecologist.
She disrobed and got up into the stirrups.
The doctor was so shocked at the neglectful state of her vagina he asked,
"When was the last time you had a check-up?"
"Well, to be honest with you," she blushed,
"I've never had a Czech up there, but I have had several Hungarians."
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
what are they for
when I get mad
got so high
a romantic date
how much longer
a corn dog
scientists have found
punishment
living in a small town
drunk
they built a plane
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