[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

WELCOME TO:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So, the other day my mouse died. Being somewhat
mobility challenged, I rely more and more on Amazon.
So, not wanting to waste time going to Worst Buy,
I ordered one instead. So, I forgot the thing was
coming after I stole a replacement from the War Dept.s
computer. She rarely goes on it anyway. I'm sitting
here the other day and I get email, saying "package
delivered" Huh? Package delivered? I go look and
there on the front porch it was laying. War dept. says
"He just showed up like 2 mins ago." Tech stuff is
so amazing these days. A package shows up on the front
porch and 2 mins later I get email confirmation.
Go figger.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

the next level
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0031.html

the siezure
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0032.html

in a wheelbarrow
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0033.html

what to tell him
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0034.html

Berenstain bears
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0035.html

hostess
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0036.html

do not touch
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0037.html

what this house needs
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0038.html

on facebook
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0039.html

have to wait
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0040.html

middle age chopper
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0041.html

farted
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0042.html

if he loves me
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0043.html

a pretty hoe
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0044.html

bubbles
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0045.html
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JOKES

clever dog
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0015.html

a wedding
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0014.html

ten commandments of email
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0013.html

http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0013.html

drinkin moonshine
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0012.html

Santa Claus and the devil
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0011.html

Mercedes Benz for sale
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0010.html

lost my wife
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0008.html

I'm the Boss
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0009.html

Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0016.html


Famous people on sex, quotations.
 

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date

on Saturday night.  

  Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase

sexual arousal, particularly in women.

Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
 Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."    
Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other

eight are unimportant."

  GeorgeBurns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake

a whole relationship."

Sharon Stone

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for

black men.Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."

Tiger Woods

"It's been so long since I've had sex; I've forgotten who ties up whom."
Joan Rivers

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural

experiences money can buy."  Steve Martin

A woman passed her daughter's room n heard a strange buzzing

noise. Opening the door, she saw her daughter

with a vibrator.Shocked, she asked why??

The daughter replied: mom, I'm thirty-five years

old, unmarried,and this thing is as close as I'll ever

get to a husband. So Please,leave me alone.

Next day, the father heard the same buzz n upon

entering, he also saw the same scene.To his query,the daughter

again said: dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this

thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.

Please, leave me alone.

A couple days later, the wife came home from
shopping and heard that buzzing noise coming from, the living room.

On entering she saw her husband sitting on the couch,

downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked: What the fuck are you doing?

The husband replied:Im here Watching

Some football with my son-in-law

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

for Halloween
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0031.html

at my age
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0032.html

getting out of hand
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0033.html

good days and bad days
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0034.html

sexted
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0035.html

lemons
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0036.html

close enough
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0037.html

invisible message
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0038.html

pet or bite
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0039.html

your enemies and your friends
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

THE FUNNIEST MAGIC ACT!!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie7/mv0012.html

You can't park here - YES I CAN!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie7/mv0013.html

Pumpkin Patch Killer Halloween Hidden Camera Practical Joke
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie7/mv0014.html

Planet Earth: Amazing nature scenery
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie7/mv0015.html

Father daughter arguing over nothing "I don't wanna hear it!"
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie7/mv0016.html

Fighter Jets Low Pass Most Shocking Moments
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie7/mv0017.html

Hawk Rescued From Drowning, His Reaction Was
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie7/mv0018.html

Cop Pretending to Pull Over Motorcycle Rider Over is the Best
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie7/mv0019.html

Fake Handicapped From KY Gets Busted On Camera.
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie7/mv0020.html

Amazon Warehouse Robots : Mind Blowing Video

http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie7/mv0021.html

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