welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So, I'm getting ready for the day,right? After my one cup of
coffee in the morning. It used to be, I just got up, and
then went about the day, doing the stuff that had to be done.
These days? I gotta think about all this stuff ...1st.... take
my breathing treatment so my lungs function proper. Then
of course, its the pharmacy stuff. Gotta pop all them pills
the docs give me, right? Eat a banana cuz they say my electrolytes
are low and I suffer leg cramps. Drink some water to hydrate.
Oh and don't forget the dentist.
After the brush, gotta use that water pic cuz the dentist
is gripin 'bout them decaying gums. Sighs, gotta use
the skin cream too cuz of the psoriasis. Let's see, does that
cover it? Oops, blood pressure. You know, all this stuff to
worry about is enough to raise the blood pressure anyways!
When I was young and invincible, I didn't have to think
about all this stuff, right? Of course, maybe when I
was young, if I had thought of it, I wouldn't be in quite
such bad shape as I am now. Sighs, water over the bridge.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
PS now that I am ready for the day, I have just one
question. What the hell do I have to do today that I
needed to get ready for?
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
welcome to Texas
beware of the cat
fierce dog
snacking
trade
battered
first time I got high
ask questions
a g string
tablets
a prostitute getting pregnant
tugboat
bacon cheese burgers
acting
how am I doing
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JOKES
assasinating Hitler
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about a job
you might be a redneck if
how to ask a man to do something
the ten commandments in Cajin
kindergarten
xams at Cambridge University
Jim, Bob and Mike go to Heaven
music saved my life
FEMALE GOLFING TERMS CADDY
What the cat says
easy ways to say no
Sarah, the church gossip
started his own business
wish to complain
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Chico Marx plays Beer Barrel Polka
Rhino Stuck In Mud Rescued By Digger
THIS IS MY PARKING SPOT BITCH!
BADASS Ocean Creatures That EAT Land Animals!
6 year old autistic girl Iris and her cat Thula…wonderful story
The Best Funny Wedding Commercials
Troublesome Trespassers | Wild Justice
Elk vs. Photographer
The good you do come back to you!
All General Lee Jumps
17 Most Unreal Rock Formations
FUNNIEST BLONDE MOMENTS IN GAME SHOW HISTORY!
22 Signs That Your Wife Hates You
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
one genius
at Walmart
the light at the end of the tunnel
if your going to call the cops
the old lady and the bus driver
in life
relieving stress with coffee
a gift
Halloween is coming
there is nothing sadder
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