Welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Hello postman fans!
Truly remarkable, this beautiful West
Michigan weather! 85 degrees yesterday!
For this time of year, that is incredible.
So the carpel tunnel seems to be doing a bit
better right now. That is a good thing yes?
Makes the pages much longer so you have much more
things to waste your time on? I think that
is a good thing? Also busy on my war with
Coffee. Been a caffein addict most of my
life and it appears that the stuff is
almost as hard a habit to break as
the negatine was:( But, I am gonna
break it. Put the coffee pot
away this morning.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
legal or illegal
the Halloween party
a punch card
a prank
my breasts
me as a parent
all men the same
sitting on the toilet
do you promise
if he likes you
a delicious breakfast
breaking news
a new millenial disease
horny
after a night of drinking
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JOKES
Sally's report card
Aren't you Moses
little Johnny
Manny is almost 29 years old
a beggar on the street
During a funeral for a woman
several dark, ugly bruises on his shins
the engineer that went to hell
learn another language
their first train trip to Arkansas on the train
no special holidays
help me I've been mugged
Robert does not appreciate what I do for him
do you live here
A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a
taxi in New York City and laid on the back seat
The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his
eyes wide and stared at the woman.
He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman
glared back at him and said,
"What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't you ever seen
a naked woman before?"The old Jewish driver answered,
"Let me tell you sumsing, lady. I vasn't staring at you like
you tink; dat vould not be proper." The woman giggled and
responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or my
butt, sweetie, what are you doing then?"
He paused a moment, then told her, "Vell...... M'am, I am
looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself,
vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?"
Now, that's a businessman!
Two Jewish sisters-in-law (Ruth and Golda) meet on the street.
Ruth says to Golda, "Such news I got for you, Golda!
My Irving is finally getting married. He tells me he
is engaged to this wonderful Jewish girl,
but he thinks the poor darling may have some strange
illness called herpes.
?After offering congratulations, Golda says to Ruth,
"So, Ruthie, do you have any idea what is this herpes,
and can our Irving catch it? "
Ruth answers,"God forbid! But his Papa and I are
just so happy to hear about his engagement.
You know how we've all worried about him.
It's past time he's settled with a nice girl.
As far as the herpes goes, who knows?"
"Well," Golda says, "I have a very fine medical
dictionary, you know, Ruthie.
I'll just run home right now and look it up and call you."
?So, Golda goes home, looks it up, and calls Ruth excitedly,
"Ruth! Ruth! Thank goodness, I found it.
Not to worry, Ruthie! It says herpes is a disease of the gentiles!
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the
bar and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."
"ONE CENT!" exclaims the guy.
The barman replies "Yes."
So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks,
"Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips,
peas, and a fried egg?" "Certainly, sir," replies the
bartender, "but all that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the guy. "4 cents," he replies.
"FOUR cents!" exclaims the guy.
"Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "Same thing I'm doing to his business."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Work Accidents or a Simple Human Failure
Top 50 Funniest AFV Moments
7 MOST HEARTWARMING ANIMAL REUNIONS WITH OWNERS
15 Of The Richest Women in The World!
Baby Black Swan
ROBIN WILLIAMS DOES VOICES
Back to School Mr. Bean
Funny KIDS vs ZOO ANIMALS
The Three Stooges 011 Three Little Beers 1935 Curly, Larry, Moe
guy tries to show off car, then this happened
Insulator Changeout On H-Structure NLC
Madea Is Trump's New Communications Director
An Old Man Was Holding Up The Line At McDonald's,
So This Builder Decided Enough Was Enough
Silverback Gorilla Trying To Keep Calm As He Puts Up With Sons Antics
guy Spots a MASSIVE Gator Casually Strolling
Across a Golf Course in South Carolina
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
this time of year
the fbi agent
lose weight
answering the phone
what inspires
take the medicine
just found out
piss test
google it
adultery
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