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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

You can go a long way with a smile.
You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

question of the day
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my life
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the snowman
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a babysitter
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what happened
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birthcontrol
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sun shade
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my right
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awesome
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asshole
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

3-year Old Piano Prodigy Richard Hoffmann
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The Two Ronnies - The Sheikh In The Grocery Store
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Skrillex New Year's Mix Christmas Light Show
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Banned Budweiser commercial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2688.html

Dear Tide
I am writing to say
what an excellent product
you have.
I've used it all of my married life,
as my Mom always told me
it was the best.
Now that I am in my fifties
I find it even better!
In fact, about a month ago,
I spilled some red wine
on my new white blouse.
My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me
about how clumsy I was,
and generally started becoming
a pain in the neck.
One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood
on my new white blouse!
I grabbed my bottle
of Tide with bleach alternative,
to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday
told me that the DNA tests
on my blouse were negative.
Then my attorney called
and said that I was no longer considered a
suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief!
Going through menopause
is bad enough without being
a murder suspect!
I thank you, once again,
for having a great product.
Well, gotta go.
I have to write to
the Hefty bag people.
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At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer.
Little Boy : "But I don't know how to pray.
Dad: "Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc.
Little Boy : ""Dear Lord" he started "Thank you for our visitors and their
children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.  Bless them so they
won't come again.  Forgive our neighbour's son, who removed my sister's
clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.  This coming Christmas, please
send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on
my Daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who
use Mom's room when Daddy is at work.
Amen."
For some reason, Mom and Dad did not have dinner that evening.....
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FUN PAGES

If Facebook Existed Years Ago
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Pay Close Attention Shoes
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She Has Two Faces
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Crazy Snowmobile Accident
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Drag Racer v3 Hacked
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Naked Skier Fail
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a  nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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