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The Postman's Corner

The finest command of language is often
shown by saying nothing.
Roger Babson

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS

we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

abortion
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z361.html

bad little girl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z362.html

getting old
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z363.html

obscene calls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z364.html

good job
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z365.html

lovers leap
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z366.html

my husband says thank you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z367.html

are you sure
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z368.html

the dog talks about christmas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z369.html

the lawyer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z370.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Donald Duck & Chip&Dale - Out on a Limb !
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2666.html

The Obama Christmas Song for Liberals
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2667.html

Christmas with Achmed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2668.html

tent scene
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2670.html

Upon entering a little country store, a stranger
noticed a sign reading:
"Danger! Beware of Dog" posted on the glass door.
Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep
on the floor besides the cash register. 
He asked the store manager,
"Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" 
"Yep, that's him," he replied.
The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't
look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign,
people kept tripping over him."
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X-rated Christmas Carols

*I'm Dreaming of a Great Blow Job

*Little Hummer Boy

*A Lay In A Manger

*Let Her Blow, Let Her Blow, Let Her Blow

*The First Time With Noelle

*Oh, Cum All Ye Faithful

*I Came Upon A Midnight Queer

*Jingle Bell Fuck

*Here Cums Santa Claus

*Frostie The Frigid Bitch I Married
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Woman: My ex was such a Scrooge at Christmas.
Friend: Some men are like that.
Woman: Yeah? The closest he ever got to giving me a
gift was the time he put a bow on the head of his dick and said,
"Hey, Cunt! C'mere and suck this package!
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

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