THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Most folks are about as happy as
they make up their minds to be.
Abraham Lincoln
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It is with regret that the war department
informs me that I'm spending far too much time on
the Internet. There fore, I've made the decree that
I'm going to take a year off and not log onto my
computer. yep, for a year. There fore, I will sign off
December 31st at 11:59pm. I will return the next
year, on January 1st 2013, at 12:01 am.
See, a whole year without the Internet !!! :)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Great
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z491.html
mommas boy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z492.html
getting soft
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z493.html
my appetite
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z494.html
sorry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z495.html
play with my balls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z496.html
a true friend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z497.html
clean a house fast
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z498.html
rock beats scissors
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z499.html
in heritance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z500.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Joseph and Mary
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2720.html
Drive Thru Fake Hand Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2721.html
SEXY prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2722.html
World's Most Amazing Videos
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2723.html
On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub
and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of
midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next
to the one person who made his life worth living.
Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck -
the bartender was almost crushed to death.
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A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down
into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
'What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior.
'I thought this was the day you spent with your family.'
'It was,' sighed the Sister. 'And I went to play golf with
my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know
I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ.'
'I seem to recall that,' the Mother Superior agreed. 'So
I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?'
'Far from it,' snorted the Sister. 'In fact, I even took
the Lord's name in vain today!'
'Goodness, Sister!' gasped the Mother Superior, astonished.
'You must tell me all about it!'
'Well, we were on the fifth tee... and this hole is a monster,
Mother -540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dogleg right and a hidden
green... and I hit the drive of my life. I creamed it.
The sweetest swing I ever made.
And it's flying straight and true, right along the line
I wanted... and it hits a bird in mid-flight!'
'Oh my!' commiserated the Mother. 'How unfortunate! But
surely that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!'
'No, that wasn't it,' admitted Sister. 'While I was still trying
to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods,
grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway!'
'Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!' sympathized the Mother.
'But I didn't, Mother!' sobbed the Sister. 'And I was so proud
of myself! And while I was pondering whether this was a sign
from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel
and flies off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!'
'So that's when you cursed,' said the Mother with a knowing smile.
'Nope, that wasn't it either,' cried the Sister, anguished,
'because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel
started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right there on the
green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about
18 inches from the cup!'
Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her
chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said...
'You missed the f*****g putt, didn't you?'
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There once was a young holy roller,
Had a boy friend attempt to console her.
She'd gone down on his cock,
That was hard as a rock...
Chipped a tooth, plus she knocked out a molar.
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A Scotsman, was planning a trip to the Holy Land, who was aghast
when he found it would cost fifty dollars an hour to rent a boat
on the Sea of Galilee. "Hoot mon," he said, "in Scotland it
wouldna ha been more than $20."
"That might be true," said the travel agent, "but you have to take
into account that the Sea of Galilee is water on which our Lord himself walked."
"Well, at $50/hour for a boat," said the Scotsman, "it's no wonder he walked."
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Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read
in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.
'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They say I died!!'
'Yes, I saw it!' replied Finney. 'Where are ye callin' from?'
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FUN PAGES
Happy Pill
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Personalized Rap Insults
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World War Z w/ Pee Wee Herman
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44295&s=n
Park Between The Lines
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44510&s=n
Marijuana Versus Cocaine Flow
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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