Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

Giorgio is in this country for about 6 months. He walks
to work every day and passes a shoe store. Each day he
stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of
Bocceli leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much it's all he can think about.
After about 2 months he saves the $300.00 the shoes cost
and purchases them. Every Friday night the Italian community
gets together at a dance in the church basement, so Giorgio
seizes the opportunity to wear his new Bocceli leather shoes to the dance.
He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her,
"Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?"
Sophia, startled, says, "Yes, Giorgio, I do wear
red panties tonight, but how do you know?"
Giorgio replies, "I see the reflection in my new
$300.00 Bocceli leather shoes. How do you like them?"
Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he says to her,
"Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?"
Rosa answers, "Yes, Giorgio, I do, but how do you know that?"
He answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Bocceli
leather shoes. How do you like them?"
Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being
played, Giorgio asks Carmella to dance. Midway through the dance his
face turns red. He says, "Carmella, stilla my heart, please, please
tell me you wear no panties tonight, please, please, tella me this true!"
Carmella smiles coyly and answers, "Yes Giorgio, I wear no panties tonight."
Giorgio gasps and says ...."Thanka God ...
I thought I had a CRACK in my $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes!"
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Thorn was trying real hard to get the best-looking cheerleader
in school to go out on a date with him. She finally agreed,
but only on condition that he arrange a date for her best
friend too. That was fine with Thorn, but when Friday night
came around he hadn't been able to line anyone up so he asked
his retarded brother Futhman if he would help him out. "Why
sure," said Futhman, "but you know, I've never been out with a
girl before."
"No problem," said Thorn. "Just do everything I do."
Off the four of them go to the drive-in, and when Thorn started
kissing his date, Futhman followed suit. Soon Thorn had the
cheerleader's bra undone, so Futhman undid his date's. Next, Thorn
was feeling inside her panties, but when Futhman tried to follow
suit, his date told him to quit.
"Why?" asked Futhman, anxiously noting that his brother was
getting quite a head start in the front seat.
"I have my period," she said.
"You're what?"
"I'm bleeding down there," she explained, blushing.
"This I gotta see," said Futhman. He turned on the headlights,
dragged his date out in front of the car, and pulled down her
pants. White-faced, he said, "Hell, I'd be bleeding too, if my
dick were chopped off!"
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Jeff was married and a philanderer. A friend finally took him to task.
"When you run around with other women, doesn't your conscience bother you?"
"Yes, for a certain length of time...and then if I don't hear from their
lawyers, I feel better."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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