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The husband was watching late nite TV, and his wife had gone to bed.
A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband
runs back to see what was wrong with his wife…
He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
His wife yells, "That guy just screwed me twice!"
He says, "Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you Once?"
She answered, "Because I thought it was you -- until he started the Second time."
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A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being
very hospitable, invited him to the local rodeo especially to see the
greatest bucking bronco of all time, Blue Steel.
Blue Steel was famed and renowned throughout the West for being the
toughest meanest horse there ever was. He had seen off so many would-be
riders that the rodeo organizers had promised $10,000 for anyone who
could ride him just for 10 seconds.
That afternoon, all the local Cowboys tried their best but Blue Steel
lived up to his reputation and threw them all off with the greatest of
ease.
As a joke, the organizers then offered the prize to anyone in the crowd
who would dare to tangle with such a beast.
Up jumped Tommy and of course everyone laughed at him. But the
organizers decided to let the city boy have a try.
Blue Steel bucked and lunged but Tommy not only stayed on the horse for
10 seconds but he stayed on for 20 seconds, then 30, then a minute! A
few minutes more and Blue Steel was so exhausted he calmed down and
Tommy rode him all around the ring like a birthday party pony.
Everyone was astonished.
"Considering you've never even sat on a horse before," said Tommy's
friends, "how on earth did you manage that?"
"Easy," said Tommy, "my wife's an epileptic."
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When Beth and Jack were recently forced to vacate their
residence they had checked into a motel and Beth, having
refused to abandon her cat, had smuggled the animal into
their room. Now, we all know how thin those motel room
walls can be. While the Jack was in the bathroom, Beth
took a shoe box out of her suitcase and filled it with a little
cat litter she had brought along and put it under their bed
for her cat. Proceedings then followed the usual course
with no problem and the two of them enjoyed the novelty
of their new surroundings and after a rigorous workout
went to sleep. Except Jack awoke during the night and
had to use the bathroom.
However, during the evenings earlier festivities, unaware,
they spooked the cat while it was utilizing the box for
nature's call and the box had gotten moved out from
under the bed. In the dark, Jack proceeded to set his
foot down in the box of shit. Turning on the light, Jack
shouted out, "Hey, there's shit in this box".
From the adjoining room came a loud gruff voice,
"HEY PAL, JUST TURN 'ER OVER!! "

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Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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