Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

A woman was waiting at the checkout at a busy supermarket,
Her arms were heavily laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies.
By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in a
hurry and not happy about the slowness of the line.
When the cashier called for a price check on a box of
soap, the woman remarked indignantly,
"Well, I'll be lucky to get out of here and home before Christmas!"
"Don't worry," replied the checkout person.
"With that wind kicking up out there and that brand new
broom you have here, you'll be home in no time
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A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,
when the man felt a drop hit his nose.
"I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied.
"No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said."
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major
argument about whether it was raining or snowing.
Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them.
"Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade
Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade
Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on.
But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"
To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar.
He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work
that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up
the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul,
"but I was worried I'd get an erection again.
So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my
leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell.
She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)
"I kicked her in the face."
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Have a nice day
FROM:
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