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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Democracy is based upon the conviction that there
are extraordinary possibilities in ordinary people.
Harry Emerson Fosdick

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

great book
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changed my mind
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swap partner
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big smile
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behind the bushes
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district court
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stop counting
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problem child
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not in the mood
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swap night
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Ernest P Worrell's Funniest Bloopers and Commercials
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big ad
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Huggies
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the office
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Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy...

New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman
instead of same position with different women..

Why is $ex like shaving?
Well,
Because no matter how well you do it today...
Tomorrow you'll have to do it again...
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There was a man who had three sons.
He gave each of them a duck and told them to go
out and sell their duck for as much as possible.
The first son went out and sold his duck for $5, went home and told
His dad what he had done.
His father congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself beer
The second son also sold his duck for $5.
His father congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a beer
The third son went out and saw a gorgeous blonde woman on the side of the road.
He went up to her and said,
"I'll give you my duck if you have sex with me.'
She considered it and said,
'Ok'.
They had sex and when they were done she said wow that was good,
'I'll give you your duck back if you'll do me again.'
The boy agreed.
While they were having sex again, the duck got
loose and ran out into the road.
They saw the duck escape and pulled their pants on
but not quickly enough to prevent the duck from getting run over by a car...
The driver jumped out of the car and said,
'I'm so sorry I killed your duck.
I'll give you $40 dollars to make up for it.'
When the third son finally returned home, his dad asked how much he
had made.
He said,
'I got a Fuck for a duck, a duck for a Fuck,
and forty bucks for a fucked up duck.'
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Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning:
 "Windows frozen!"
Husband texts back:
"Pour lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back:
"Now keyboard is stuck, too."
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Condoms don't guarantee safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one, when he
was shot by the woman's husband.
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FUN PAGES

Thing Thing 4 Hacked
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Engineering Flowchart
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Pineal Eye of Horos
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Snowboarder Gets Knocked Out
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Road of the Dead Hacked
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

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