Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

An 80-year-old Saskatchewan farmer goes to the
clinic in Saskatoon for a check-up.The doctor is
amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,
'How do you stay in such great physical condition?'
'I'm from Sask and in my spare time I like to hunt and
fish' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm In such good shape.
I'm up well before daylight in the field plowing and
mending fences and when I'm not doing that,
I'm out hunting or fishing. In the evening, I have a
beer and all is well.'
'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's
got to be more to it. How old was your father when he died?'
'Who said my father's dead?'
The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and
your father's still alive? How old is he?'
'He's 100 years old,' says the old Sask boy. 'In fact he worked
with and hunted with me this morning, and then we went to the topless
bar for a while and had some beer and that's why he's still alive.
He's a Saskatchewan farmer and he's a hunter and fisherman too.'
'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's
more to it than that. How about your father's father?
How old was he when he died?'
'Who said my Grandpa's dead?'
Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years
old and your grandfather's' still alive?'
'He's 118 years old,' says the man.
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So,
I guess he went hunting with you this morning too?'
'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting
married!! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?'
'Who said he wanted to?'
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If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
How come nothing is free yet?
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A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting,
he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from
the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species
in which the female achieves orgasm?" She looks at him wistfully,
smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it." He frowns for a moment, then
says, "Okay." He gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused
look on her face. About an hour later, he returns all tired and sweaty
and proclaims, "Well I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that
pig keeps squealing, I can't tell."
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When my last boyfriend realized that I was really kicking his lazy ass
out for good, he started trying to patch things up. He got all sad, and
looked at me with tenderness, saying "You know I love you. Say those
three little words that will make me walk on air." I said, "Go hang
yourself."
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to
society. The other is for housing prisoners.

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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