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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment
is keeping my mouth shut

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

Bob you fool!
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football tackle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z312.html

a one night stand
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z313.html

no thanks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z314.html

I think
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z315.html

a nice girl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z316.html

open window
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z317.html

hey kid
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presents
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I'll be damned
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Funny Talking Dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2644.html

Norway, Atlantic Ocean Road
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2645.html

Epic Old Man - Picking Up Young Ladies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2646.html

Farting In The Hood Prank With Jack Vale
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2647.html

A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. 
He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. 
The next day the wife feeling bad about what happened
decided to buy her husband a gift, and since he
was an avid golfer she went to the pro shop where
he usually played golf. She talked with the pro and
he suggested a putter and he showed her
one of his finest. "How much is it?" she asked.
"One hundred and fifty dollars," he replied.
She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so.
"But it comes with an inscription," he said.
"What kind of inscription?" she asked.
"Whatever you wish," he explained, "but one of the
old golfers favorites is, NEVER UP, NEVER IN.'"
"OH, that will never do!" exclaimed the wife. 
"That's what started the
argument in the first place!"
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Rosey and Nina were sitting together sharing their morning coffee.
Rosey said to Nina, "Living with my husband is like playing checkers."
"How so?" asks Nina.
Rosey replies, "Every time I make a move, he jumps me."
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A man was sitting on a bus looking ashamed. The man next to him
noticed and asked what the was the matter.
He said that when he went to buy the bus ticket, the woman serving
him had the most unbelievable breasts, so he got flustered and asked
for two tickets to Tittsburgh instead of Pittsburgh.
The man next to him laughed and said, "Don't worry about that. We all
make Freudian slips. This morning I was having breakfast with my wife.
I meant to say, 'Pass the salt,' but I accidentally said,
'You f***ing bitch, you ruined my life.'"
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FUN PAGES

Doodle God
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Occupy My Diaper
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Crazy Snowmobile Accident
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The System The System
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Ex-Girlfriend Tattoo Removal
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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