Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal, is now my water spout
Time was when, of its own accord, from my trousers it would spring
but now I have a full-time job, just to find the blasted thing
It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave
For every single morning, it would stand and watch me shave
But now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its withered head, and watch me tie my shoes!
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An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at
a law school in Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him
and asked, "Is it true that a person can fall down on a
sidewalk in your country and then sue the landowners for lots of money?"
Told that it was true, the lawyer turned to his partner and
started speaking rapidly in Italian. When they stopped, the
American attorney asked if they wanted to go to America to practice law.
"No, no," one replied. "We want to go to America and fall down on sidewalks."
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ohn bought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner. As
they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms
around John and kissed him passionately.
"My goodness", said Peter, "and how long have you been married?"
"22 years", replied John.
"You must have a fantastic marriage if your wife greets
you like that after all those years."
"Don't be fooled! She only does it to make the dog jealous."
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A woman who is uncomfortable watching a guy masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
b) Is uptight and a waste of time.
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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