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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

I would rather be adorned by beauty of character than jewels.
Jewels are the gift of fortune, while character comes from within.
Titus Maccius Plautus
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

Goldilocks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z321.html

math for dummies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z322.html

someone broke in
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z323.html

chef's surprise
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z324.html

flying is great
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z325.html

new years resolutions
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z326.html

empty gun
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z327.html

look at that set
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z328.html

the swap
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z329.html

what I like
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z330.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

A GIGGLE with the GOATS Jingle Bells Holiday Performance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2648.html

The Smurfs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2650.html

Simon's Cat in 'Icecapade'
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2651.html

Moses vs Santa Claus
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2652.html

AWESOME X: Beautiful Moments
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2653.html
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An elderly man was having a calm walk when he happens to pass a brothel.
One of the prostitutes calls out: "Hey Grandpa!  Why don't you try ?
The old man replies: "No, my child, I cannot!"
The prostitute: "Cheer up !!! Let us try !!!"
The elderly man enters and performs like a 25 year old
The prostitute says:"Oh Gosh! And you still say you cannot"
The old man replies: 
 Aaah, Sex I Can, what I Cannot is...  Pay !"
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"That jerk of a husband of mine wanted me to bang the
landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker,"
the housewife told a neighbor. "You didn't do it, did you? "
"Yes, I did, but I also didn't tell him that now the rent
is paid up for six months. When he gives me the money to pay
the rent, I go shopping."

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one day 3 mums were in a hair salon talking bout there daughters
the brunette said I went in dominicas room and found fags, well
I went in sophies room and found vodka said the red head, well
I went in samanthas room and found a comdom I didnt think
she had a penis said the blonde
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FUN PAGES

Two Young Magicians Fail
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New Facebook Layout
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Matrix Insect Drone
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Snowboarder Gets Knocked Out
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Golden Retriever Loves Guitar
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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