THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has
a right not only to be right but also to be wrong.
Thomas Szasz
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
innovative plowing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z271.html
formal picture
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z272.html
hey mom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z273.html
how to swing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z274.html
Santa
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z275.html
2 pictures
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finished the page
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z277.html
in the meat dept.
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selling it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z279.html
what Santa is doing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z280.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Christmas Kangaroo
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window tax
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all of it
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family car
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There will be a new sight on Christmas Eve,
Stay up and watch....It's hard to believe!
Santa gave up his sleigh full of loot,
Fired his reindeer and burned his red suit!
He got rid of the elves and called Master Charge,
Now he has an account, and boy, is it large!
He'll be buying all gifts for the rest of his years.
Your stuff will say "K-Mart", "J.C. Penny's", or "Sears"!
He'd gotten a little behind the whole Nation
With homemade toys and deer for transportation.
So forget feeding Rudolph, don't lay out the barley,
'Cause this year Santa rolls up on his Harley!
He's a biker now, and it's a whole new racket,
It says "Bad Ass Santa" on his black leather jacket!
Mrs. Claus is now his "Old Lady"!
They've got spikes on their helmets,
And they look kinda shady!
He's got a "chopper" with a "sissy b ar",
And his "Old Lady" now has a "side car"!
He's really "hip" as he cruises around,
With his "boom box" blastin', Santa really gets down!
He's popping "wheelies", and stopping on dimes,
Glad that he's finally caught up with the times.
So sit by your window, it's something you'll like,
This modern day Santa on a shiny chrome bike!
And you'll hear him exclaim as he rides out of sight,
"MERRY CHRISTMA$, MAN! THIS $HIT'S ALRIGHT!!!!"
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The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S.
Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing
this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever,
to 46 million people.Meanwhile, the National Park Service,
administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us
"Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the
policy is because "The animals will grow dependent on handouts
and will not learn to take care of themselves.
This ends today's lesson in irony.
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FUN PAGES
Pieces of Horus
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Snowboarder Gets Knocked Out
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44270&s=n
Rabbids Travel In Time
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43067&s=n
Sokoban Warehouse
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42261&s=n
Let The Church Help
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43856&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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