Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

I just don't understand why men don't want women
to golf with them." said Jill one day to her friendm Mary.
"Tell me about it!" replied Mary. "I went golfing with
my husband one time, and he told me I could never go again.
He said I asked too many questions!"
"Well, I'm sure you were just trying to understand the game.
What questions were you asking?" said Jill
"Legitimate questions, I thought." said Mary.
"Like what?" asked Jill.
"Questions like, 'Why did you hit the ball into the trees?'
'Why are you digging up all that sand?' 'How are you going
to get your ball out of that tree?' -- stuff like that." Mary replied.
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A man started a tradition of taking his young son camping
every New Year's Eve. Although they lived in the South, it
still got cold on New Year's Eve, but it was not the biting cold of the North.
With the older man and the young fellow bundled up warmly,
the temperatures were not unbearable. But the son didn't
have the taste for camping and for nature that his dad did.
Their equipment was on the primitive side: They slept in
plain old sleeping bags inside an old World War I army surplus tent.
Alas, one year the well-worn tent finally succumbed to a rip
in the canvas, and in the middle of the night a nocturnal
bird got into the tent, startling the son.
Frightened, he grabbed up his backpack and sleeping bag, pulled
his dad to his feet, and headed out into the night,
running toward where they had left their van.
"Wait!" said the father, mindful that the son was leaving
something behind. "Should owled and quaint tents be forgot?
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A woman walked into a cafeteria to obtain her daily lunch. Posted
above the cashier's head was a sign reading, "Clothes must be worn."
The woman turned and walked out.
A few minutes later, however, she returned and she was stark naked.
The Management asked her, "Can't you read the sign, miss? It says 'Clothes MUST Be Worn.'"
"Oh, yes, and that sign is why I returned like this," the woman replied.
"Please explain."
"Well, the sign says 'Clothes must be worn,'" she replied. "But the
outfit I had on today was completely new. Those clothes weren't worn at ALL!" –
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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