Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

Two widows were visiting in the lounge of the Seniors'
Center. "Well," one said, "Margaret has just cremated her third husband."
"Yeah, that's the way it goes," replied the other widow.
'Some of us can't *find* a husband, and others have husbands to burn!"
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A fellow on his wedding night in the hotel says to his new wife.
"My God! I never realized you had such huge droopy breasts."
The wife has a Major dummy spit and throws him out of the
room. While he is sitting in the hall another fellow comes out down the hall
"What happened?" asks the first man.
"Well" replies the other, "I first saw my new wife naked tonight,
and all I said was "Hells bells! I didn't realize you had such a big fat droopy
Ass..." Then she threw me out.
Just then a third fellow comes storming out into the hall with a face.
Like thunder, "Hey" says the second fellow, "did you put your foot in it as well?"
"No," says the third fellow, "But, I bloody well could have!"
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Hymns by occupation:
Weatherman's Hymn...............There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn...............The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn...............Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn...............There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn...........Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn..............Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn............I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn...............Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn..........Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn..............Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn..............I've Got a Mansion
Massage Therapists Hymn........ He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn...............The Great Physician
Husband's Hymn..................Oh Why Not Tonight
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Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail): "Can I address the court?"
Judge: "Of course."
Defendant: "If I called you a son of a bitch, what would you do?"
Judge: "I'd hold you in contempt and assess an additional five days in jail."
Defendant: "What if I thought you were a son of a bitch?"
Judge: "I can't do anything about that. There's no law against thinking."
Defendant: "In that case, I think you're a son of a bitch."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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