Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner/Merry Christmas!

Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf,
one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas
morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go
directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll
make it a priority; figure out a way and meet here early,
Christmas morning."Months later, that special morning arrives,
and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says,
"Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a
diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at
home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her
eyeballs in brochures."The third guy says "Well my wife
is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is
staring at them like they have lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this
golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, `Well
babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning -- intercourse or golfcourse --'
She said, "Don't forget your sweater."
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Why Santa Can't Possibly Be A Man

a. Men can't pack a bag
b. Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
c. Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen
with all those elves
d. Men don't answer their mail
e. Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in
just as anything remotely resembling a "bowl full of jelly"
f. Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them
g. Having to do the Ho-Ho-Ho thing would seriously inhibit their
ability to pick up women
h. Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.
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There was a young woman named Melanie ,Who was asked by a man,
"Do you sell any?"
She replied, "No, siree, I give it for free
To sell it, dear sir, is a felony."
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Q: What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A: A mobile sperm bank!

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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