Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

Against his better judgment, the auto garage hired three blondes
when he was in need of a couple of mechanic's helpers. Taking great pains
to be specific, the he explained to the three that he wanted them to clean
a car that was parked outside. He gave them two extension cords,
the vacuum cleaner, a bucket, rags and thecar keys.
Later he went out and discovered them sitting in the car, feet up on the
dashboard, listening to the stereo. "Why aren't you vacuuming the car?" he asked.
"Because the extension cord wouldn't reach," was the reply.
Exasperated, he said, "That's why I gave you two."
"Well, Duh, we tried the other one!" one blonde said. "It wouldn't reach neither."
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A Half dressed redneck couple is sitting on couch watching news on TV with man's arm around the woman.
The man says "Lookit them homo-sekshuls a ruining the sanctity of our institution.
We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man, one woman.
Right, Darlin'" The woman replies, "That's right, Daddy."
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Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture.
Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna
get me some of that"! Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet
in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep.
He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"?
Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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