Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week,
company-sponsored training session. Her husband
drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers, "Thank you, honey! What would you like me to
bring back for you?" The husband laughs and says, "An English girl!"
The annoyed woman kept quiet and exited the automobile. Two weeks
later the husband picks his wife up at the airport and asks, "So, honey,
how was the trip?" "Very good, thank you," she replies. "And, what
happened to my present?" he asks. "Which present?" she responds. "What
I asked for. The English girl." he answers. "Oh, that?" comes her retort.
"Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait 9 months to see if it is a girl!"
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When the car engine developed a slight knock,
he husband asked his wife if she had bought
premium or regular gas, but she couldn't
remember.
"You probably got the cheaper gas," he said.
"That could account for the roughness of the
engine."
"No, the gas wasn't cheaper!" she replied
indignantly.
"Well, how much did it cost?" asked the husband
probing.
"It cost the same as always." said the wife. "I told
the man to put in the usual twenty dollars worth."

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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