Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

A man walks into a bar with his dog and puts the dog
on a barstool. The bartender asks the man what he wants
to drink. "I'll have a bourbon and Coke!"
The man then turns to his dog and asks,
"What are you going to have, Rover?"
"I'll have a Scotch and soda -- light on the soda," says Rover.
The bartender is skeptical about the dog talking.
"Come on," he says, "that dog can't talk -- you're a ventriloquist!"
"No, Rover can really talk! While I am in the restroom,
you can have a conversation with him yourself --
but don't let him out of your sight.
He is a very valuable dog."
The man goes to the restroom. When he returns,
the dog is gone."Hey, where's my dog? I told you not
to let him out of your sight.""Aw, I didn't believe
that Rover could talk, so I gave him a quarter and
sent him to the drug store to buy me a paper."
"Let's go look for him," said the man.
The two went to the drugstore -- no Rover. They walked up
and down nearby alleys and streets -- no dog! Finally, they
found Rover in an alley on top of another dog, pumping away.
Pointing his finger at Rover, the man says angrily,
"How come you are doing this? You have never done this before!"
"First time I ever had any money!"
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Last year a young man graduated from the University of Arkansas
with a degree in journalism. His very first assignment, for
the newspaper who hired him, was to write a human interest story.
He decided to go into the Ozark Mountains to do his research.
He found an old farmer's house in an isolated section and
introduced himself to the man. He then asked him, "Has anything
ever happened around here that made you happy?"
The old farmer thought for a moment and said, "Yep, one time a
neighbor's sheep got lost. We all formed a posse and found it.
Then we all screwed it and took it back home."
"I can't print that!" the young reporter exclaimed. "Can you
think of anything else that happened that made you happy?"
"Yep, one time a neighbor's daughter got lost. We all formed a
posse & found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home."
"Hell, I can't print that either!" cried the frustrated reporter.
"Has anything ever happened that made you sad?"
The old farmer dropped his head and sit quietly for a few seconds.
Then he timidly replied, "Yep, I got lost once."
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I met a beautiful young woman at a nightclub. We were getting on
very well when she said she had something to show me. She removed
her wig and she was totally bald. ''It's alopecia,'' she said '
'but if you still like me you can ask me anything."
I have always wanted to know, so I asked her straight. ''Does
your condition make you bald in other places?'' I asked.
She whispered in my ear, ''There's only one way to find out."
What an idiot I am...forgetting about Google at a time like this.

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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