THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
As men, we are all equal in the presence of death.
Publilius Syrus
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Our thoughts and prayers for the children and
parents of Sandy Hook Elementary School.
it is a sad thing. we need a good dose of humor
today.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
heads or tails
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z331.html
we owe them
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z332.html
its not worth it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z333.html
bring your daughter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z334.html
a hot one
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z335.html
filling a cavity
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z336.html
Face book police
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z337.html
optimist vs pessimist
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z338.html
today
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z339.html
a foot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z340.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Official Journey of Faith Christmas Flash Mob
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2654.html
hunting season
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2655.html
a sexy afternoon
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2656.html
i phone i belt
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2657.html
A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic.
His wife says "Why
don't you put an ad in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy!" he replies.
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In a small town in the Old Country, the Rabbi died.
His widow, the Rebbetzin, was so disconsolate
that the people of the
town decided that she ought to get married again.
But the town was so small that the only eligible
bachelor was the town butcher.
The poor Rebbetzin was somewhat dismayed because she
had been wed to a scholar,and the butcher had no great formal education.
However, she was lonely, so she agreed, and they were married. After
the marriage, Friday came.
She went to the mikvah (a Jewish ritual bath to get rid of impurities).
Then, she went home to prepare to light the candles. The butcher
leaned over to her and said, "My mother, Hana, told me that after the
mikvah and before lighting the candles, it's good to have sex."
So they did................
She lit the candles. He leaned over again
and said, "My father,Shmuel, told me that after lighting the candles
it's good to have sex." So they did............
They went to bed after saying their prayers. When they awoke, he said
to her, "My grandmother, Rivka, said that before you go to the
synagogue it's good to have sex." So they did...........
After praying all morning, they came home to rest. Again he whispers
in her ear, "My grandfather, Moishe, says after praying it's good to
have sex."
So they did.............
On Sunday she went out to shop for food and met a
friend who asked, "So how is the new husband?"
She replied, "Well, a scholar he isn't, but he comes from a wonderful family...
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A 13 year old was watching a movie one cable TV. A man ripped
off a woman's blouse and said, "I want what I want when I want it!"
the boy, turned one by the scene and the love-making which followed,
finished watching the movie, and decided to try what he had just
witnessed on the girl next door, a classmate.
He went over to her house, found that her parents weren't home from
work yet, ripped off her blouse; and then said, "I want what I want
when I want it!" the girl stared at him and coolly replied
"you'll get what I got when I get it!"
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Fun Pages
Social Media Merger
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44334&s=n
The Amazing Acrobatic Dog
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44281&s=n
Whack Your Boss
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41836&s=n
Snowboarder Gets Knocked Out
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44270&s=n
Manliest Motivational Scenes
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44280&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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