THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
this one is for those who live in Iowa...
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are
punished by being governed by those who are dumber. -
Plato
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Ah the holidays are over. We are looking
in the mirror wishing we had not eaten so
many Christmas cookies. Actually, that last batch
that the war department made? I ate em before she had
a chance to put frosting and such on em:) She thot she
could hide em from this old man, but lemme tell ya, can't put
one over on me no suhhh!!!! :) TRUST ME s' truth !!!! Anyways, what
was I sayin'? This is kindof a bummer cuz I was lookin forward to publishing
again and you guys need humor cuz its the first work day back after the
holidays and all and here I am, having troubles with the internet.
With some difficulty, I did manage to put together a few
chuckles so I hope you enjoy! Hopefully after everyone
goes back to work and this snow storm clears up
maybe things will get back to normal.
by tomorrow. GO FIGGER!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
meat inspector
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y006.html
reservations
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y007.html
like this
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y008.html
a threesome
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y009.html
busted
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y010.html
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Ren and Stimpy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1411.html
Family guy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1412.html
A man goes to a whorehouse and asks the lady at the desk for a woman
with a fantastic tan with no tan lines. The lady at the desk says,
"That will be $500.00."
So the man gives her the money and she tells him to go up stairs
and knock on the third door on left. A voice tells him to come
in. He does. She said, "Take your clothes off."
He said, "I paid $500, so I want you to take your clothes off and
lay on the bed and spread your legs for me." She does.
He says "Thank you," and starts to leave.
She said, "Is that all you wanted?"
He said, "Yes my wife is painting the house brown with pink shutters
and I wanted to see what it would look like."
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A man walks into a bar and looks depressed. The bartender comes over and,
with a great show of compassion, gives him a beer on the house.
"Something bothering you, pal?" the bartender asks.
"The wife and I had a fight," the man said. "She doesn't like it
when I say the word, 'bitch.'""Why is that?"
"She thinks I need to learn her mother's real name."
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There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a
bar and asked a guy how to get a date.
The guy said, "It's simple. I just say that I'm a lawyer."
So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out.
After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good
thing because he had a case early in the morning.
She said, "Oh! You're a lawyer?"
He said, "Why, yes I am!"
So they went to his place. When they were in bed making love, the guy
started to laugh to himself.
When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a
lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Gym
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dss.htm
Handling Road Rage
http://www.buffaloschips.com/nbjkk.htm
Home & Garden TV
http://www.buffaloschips.com/allka.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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