THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
We hang the petty thieves and appoint
the great ones to public office.
~Aesop
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Remarkable. So Newt won in South C.?
The Republican race for nomination against Barack O.
is turning out to be a slug fest. I wonder tho, as many
conservatives...do any of them have the ability to
defeat him? Perhaps it is possible, could the fight
for the candidacy so splinter the GOP that there may
not be any energy left to expend for the actual
race itself? For myself, I am not all that happy with
any of them as a choice for leadership. But at this
point, doesn't seem like that is much on the minds of
anybody right now. All anybody is talking about is who
is the best suited to defeat the opposition.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
in the bathroom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z036.html
frostbite
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z037.html
stop worrying
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z038.html
Agnes...
http://thepostmanscorner.net/z039.html
wait in the other room
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
pool shot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1460.html
This Is Why You Shouldn't Eat Happy Meals --
Six Months of a Happy Meal's Eternal Life
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1461.html
This cop does his job
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1462.html
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A travelling salesman on business in West Virginia met a young lady
in a bar, and invited her to his room. As she was disrobing, he said,
"Say, how old are you?" "Thirteen." she said. "Thirteen?! My God! You're
a child! Put your clothes back on right now and get out of here!" On her
way out the door, the confused nymphet paused, turned to him, and said,
"You're superstitious, right?"
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The newlywed wife wakes up her husband and says," Breakfast is ready.
You need to eat something before going outdoors to work on the barn."
He says, "All I want to eat is you."
And he does.
She throws away his breakfast.
He come in at noontime and she says,
"I fixed you a nice lunch to eat, since you didn't have breakfast."
He says, "All I want to eat is you."
And he does.
She throws away his lunch.
When he comes in late in the evening he finds his wife is naked
and sliding down the bannister, running back up the stairs, and sliding down again.
In total bewilderment he ask what she is doing.
She says, "There was breakfast. There was lunch. Now, I'm just warming up your dinner."
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What's more profitable, a one-story whorehouse or a two-story whorehouse?
A one-story whorehouse, because there's no fuckin' overhead.
What is the difference between love and Herpes?
Herpes lasts forever.
What do blonde's like so much about tilt steering wheels in cars?
More head room.
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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