THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
We always love those who admire us,
but we do not always love those whom we admire.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
GOOD AFTERNOON POSTMAN FANS!
I continue to have internet problems. Comcast cable
is a marvelous thing when it works right but when it
does not, it can be unbearable. When your tv and your
phone and your internet are all down and they cannot give
u a date for when it will be repaired, well lets see, read a
book, play cribbage. What else did we do back in the day? I did manage
to put this issue together in an intermitten period when the
service was working. However, with unpredictable service,
if you do not hear from me tomorrow,
I trust you will understand
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
MArtin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the human soul
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y021.html
bubblegum
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y022.html
a drink of water
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y023.html
oh shucks
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y024.html
global warming
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y025.html
Leroy's xmas present
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y026.html
secrets
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y027.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Budlight
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1417.html
pulling a tooth with a nerf gun
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1418.html
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Q. Why are men like the letter Q?
A. Because it is a big fat zero with a small protrusion.
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Did you hear about the astronaut that discovered life on the moon?
Seems he fired the wrong rocket when he tried to land, and ended up
landing on the dark side instead of the light side.
When he got out of the module, he saw a light in a cave not too far
away. He went to investigate.
He discovered the cave was merely an entrance to an underground city
-- populated with people exactly the same as earth people. The only
difference was that the women had their breasts on their backs
instead of their chests. When the inhabitants saw him they invited
him to a party to welcome him to the moon.
After he returned to earth he gave a press conference about his
discoveries. He answered numerous questions about the people and
their lifestyle. Finally, one reporter asked if he thought that the
women looked strange. He said, "Yes, but they sure are nice to dance
with."
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Q. Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?
A. Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
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A woman walked up to the manager of a department store.
"Are you hiring any help?" she asked.
"No," he said. "We already have all the staff we need."
"Then would you mind getting someone to wait on me?" she asked.
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Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
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BUFFALO BILL
Russian Bar Trio
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sdkldkl.htm
Snow Plow
http://www.buffaloschips.com/laksaoiw.htm
The 1
http://www.buffaloschips.com/salksalka.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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