THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.
Soren Kierkegaard
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
During my difficulties with the internet, in
one phone call with a tech, it was suggested that my
modem was old and needed to be upgraded. So, I unplugged
it and sent the war dept. with it in the car to drop off and pick
up a new one. She gets to the office and the clerk had a hissy fit
and said, "We can't just give you one, a tech has to come out to install
it." (And so why didn't they tell me this when I was on the phone) So anyway,
War department makes an appointment for the tech to come out on Friday morning, right?
Phone rings.its Comcast. "We are cancelling the appointment because the problem is
not a modem issue, its an area wide issue. Nothing we can do." couple hours
later, the system magically rights itself, and everything is normal again.
Of Course I still have an outdated modem and still have to call Comcast
and schedule an appointment for them to bring me a new modem....
Or should I just tell em what they can do with their upgrade?
GO FIGGER!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
many words
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y030.html
boy meets girl
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y031.html
resolutions
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y032.html
a hot date
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y033.html
helping around the house
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y034.html
on the playground
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y035.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
a week
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1419.html
Eva
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1420.html
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A lady golfer visits a driving range to tone up before a game. She is
about to drive her first ball off the mat when she notices the man
next to her.
"Pardon me, sir" she said. "You are aiming in the wrong direction -
back towards the golf shop."
"Oy! - tanks for dat. Vitout you, I vouldn't know. I'm half blind."
He then turned around and started hitting out into the range. After a
few minutes, he asked the lady how he was doing.
"Not bad." she answered. "Most of your shots are straight and fairly
long. Only a few of them are slicing."
"Tanks, again, Miss." he replied. "Vitout you telling, I vouldn't
know dese tings."
A few shots later, he inquired again. "Do you mind I should ask a
poisonal qvestion?"
"Not at all," she replied.
"I don't do vell vit the ladies. Am I ugly or fett or vat ?"
"You're quite presentable," she replied. "I don't think that is your
problem.
Smiling now, he exulted, "Vat a relief. I vas always afraid to ask.
Again, I got to tank you."
He was about to hit another ball when the girl interrupted him. "Do
you mind if I give you a bit of advice?" she asked.
"Vit gladness, dank gott. All the help you got I vill take." he
answered.
"Get rid of your Jewish accent" she replied. " .....You're Chinese."
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Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his
ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the
patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him....
"You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Remember
that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes
she said, "Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said,
"Remember that blow job I promised you?" "Well, here it comes."
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The voluptuous redhead was walking down a dimly lit street when a man
jumped out of the bushes. "Give me your money," he demanded.
"I d-don't have any," she managed to reply.
"Give me your money or I'll search you!" he threatened.
She repeated that she didn't have any,then gasped as he made a
tentative search.
"You'd better give me your money now," he said menacingly, "or I'm
going to rally search you!"
"But I don't have any!" she protested, almost in tears. So he really
searched her.
"I guess you were on the level," he finally muttered angrily. "You
don't have any money on you."
"For heaven's sake," she wailed, "don't stop now. I'll write you a check."
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BUFFALO BILL
Kangaroo Court
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dsssaw.htm
Kilted Scotsman
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sdsdd.htm
Robbery
http://www.buffaloschips.com/alkqwoie.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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