THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD Evening POSTMAN FANS
pretty busy day today so we shall
make it a short one.
enjoy!
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
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its simple
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
a happy dog
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A Chinese guy goes to a Jewish guy to buy Black Bras, Size 38.
The Jewish guy, known for his skills as a businessman,
Says that Black Bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult
to buy them from his suppliers.
Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.
The Chinese guy buys 25 Bras.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.
The Jewish guy tells him that they have become even harder to get
and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the Jewish guy's remaining stock
of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black
size 38 Bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me -
"What do you do with all these Black Bras?"
The Chinese guy answers:
"I cut them in half and sell them as Skull Caps to you Jewish guys for $200.00
each."
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A Catholic priest, an Indian doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Italian
from New Jersey were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.
The Italian from New Jersey fumed, "What's with those jerks? We're waiting fifteen minutes between shots!'
The Indian doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf!'
The Chinese businessman called out, 'Move it, time is money!'
The Catholic priest said, 'Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him.
Excuse me, sir!' said the priest, 'What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
The greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters.They lost
their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'
The group fell silent for a moment.
The Catholic priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.'
The Indian doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague
and see if there's anything that he might be able to do for them.'
The Chinese businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire fighters union in honor of these brave souls!'
The Italian from New Jersey said, 'Why the f*ck can't they play at night?
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At the end of the workday, one cowboy tells another, "That new bull nearly did me in today, partner."
"Oh yeah, what happened?"
"I was putting out the feed, when the sucker came charging at me like a locomotive from hell. He damn near got me!"
"So, how'd you get away?"
"The bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over."
"Man, that's scary. If it'd been me, I woulda probably shit all over the place."
"I DID! What do you think that bull was slipping in?"
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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