THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry,
show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
So, you made it to the weekend, finally. eh?
kicking back, watch a couple of dvds, hit back
a beer or two. what else is new and exciting in your
life? Not sure of that, But I can tell you what is old...
This weekend marks the 40th anniversary of Roe vs Wade.
It also happens to be the day that Jimmy Carter pardoned
all the Viet Nam draft dodgers.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
photography
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z031.html
you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z032.html
electrical outtage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z033.html
cutting back
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z034.html
at the beach
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z035.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Budweiser Donkey
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1456.html
Sexy Bikini Nun
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1457.html
GIRL ON TRACKS
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1458.html
Wife: Look at that Drunkard!
Hubby: Who is he?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I Rejected.
Hubby: Oh My God, He is still Celebrating... Wow...
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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked
by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different..again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's
a Republican, so I'm a Republican."Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked,
"If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."
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Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a
memento of some sort inside.
"Yes," says Sally, "a lock of my husband's hair."
"But Larry's still alive."
"I know, but his hair is gone."
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Q. Did you hear about the GM mechanic that had a sex change operation?
A. He ended up changing his name to 'Ms. Goodwench'.
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Two guys are talking about their respective married bliss.
First guy: "My wife and always sort out our differences in a calm and
mutually agreeable manner."
Second guy: "My wife and I have arguments often, but always patch
things up - like my broken nose, my broken arm..."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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