THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and
silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.
George Washington
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
I never really liked the terminology, "Old Person," but this makes me feel
better about it. And if you ain't one, I bet ya you know one!
I got this from an "Old Personal friend of mine!"
OLD PERSON PRIDE I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only old
person receiving it. Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see.
• Old People are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of
the National Anthem: Old People remove their caps, stand at attention and sing
without embarrassment. They know the words and believe in them.
• Old People remember World War II, Pearl Harbor, Guadalcanal, Normandy and Hitler.
They remember the Atomic Age, the Korean War, the Cold War, the Jet Age and the Moon
Landings. They remember the 50-plus Peacekeeping Missions from 1945 to 2005, not to mention Vietnam.
• If you bump into an Old People on the sidewalk he will apologize. If you pass an
Old Person on the street, he will nod or tip his cap to a lady. Old People trust
strangers and are courtly to women.• Old People hold the door for the next person
and always, when walking, make certain the lady is on the inside for protection.
• Old People get embarrassed if someone curses in front of women and children and
they don't like any filth or dirty language on TV or in movies.
• Old People have moral courage and personal integrity. They seldom brag unless it's
about their children or grandchildren.
• It's the Old People who know our great country is protected, not by politicians,
but by the young men and women in the military serving their country. This country needs Old
People with their work ethic, sense of responsibility, pride in their country and decent values.
We need them now more than ever. Thank God for Old People!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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road rage
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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dyson vacuum
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golf lessons
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There was a couple going at it for the first time, and they were
going at it for a while when the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider.
She does and they continue.
A few minutes go by and he asks her again, "open your legs a little wider".
She does, then he asks again, "a little wider hun."
The woman starts getting pissed off but she does it.
Till finally he asks again, "Can you open them just a little wider?"
So she finally yells "what are you trying to do get your balls in too?"
He says "no, I'm trying to get them out."
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Dave the sailor docked at New York after a frustrating three-month
voyage. Unfortunately he'd lost most of his pay playing poker on board ship,
so when he eventually found a lady of the night all he could offer her was
50 cents and a pair of sneakers.She refused with disdain.
He wandered around in search of a more accommodating girl, but was refused time and time again.
Eventually he found a more sympathetic lady who told him that although she
could not possibly accept his offer herself, he could always try Mabel down the
road. But she warned him not to expect too much as Mabel was very unresponsive
and would probably just lie there passively.He found Mabel and as times were hard she
reluctantly agreed to accept the 50 cents and the pair of sneakers for her services,
but told him not to expect any kind of response from her.
Dave began the amorous act and after a few minutes was pleased to find an arm reaching
around his back. This was followed shortly after by a leg curling round his rear. Dave,
who had always fancied himself a bit of a Romeo, gasped, "I knew you wouldn't be able to resist my charms."
"Don't flatter yourself lover boy," answered Mabel, "I'm just trying on the sneakers."
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"Do you remember first meeting your wife?"
"Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the gutter. I lifted her to
her feet and promised her that if she agreed to marry me, she would
begin a new life and I'd never allow her near the gutter again."
"Wow, what an incredible story! I hope she appreciates what you did for her."
"Not really. Even though she stunk at it, Jill hated to give up bowling."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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