THE POSTMANS CORNER!
There is no next time, its now or never
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The war department and me were out and about
at one of our favorite restaurants and there was a
young fella cleanin up the table next to us that happened
to catch my eye. He couldna been any more than 15 or so and I
enjoy talking/teasing the x and y generation. So in my best actors
voice, and tone, (the meaning of which was lost on him,I'm sure) I said
"Psst hey buddy, cmere." He walks over to my table and sez I:
"They call you a busboy?"
The young man thinks about this...
"Well, yeah, I guess that's what I am, anyway."
He smiles back at me trying to be polite.
And then I asked him
"Then why don't your boss have you out there
driving a bus?"
Based on the confused look he gave me,
I discovered that some times crew cuts have
NOT gone out of style. (if you know what I
mean). And this little story
provides me with at least 2 new goals this year...
1. Stop teasing people with no sense of humor
2. Stop embarrasing the war department in public.
No goood can come from either.
TRUST ME s'truth
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
falling rocks
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y011.html
smoking banned
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y012.html
field trips
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y013.html
what it takes to get hired
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y014.html
one second before the blind date
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y015.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
a tough truck
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1413.html
a mouthful
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1414.html
What he hopes you're thinking:
"Oh, I can't resist: I'm powerless before your seductive ways!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Garlic breath--ewwww!"
Undressing
What he hopes you're thinking:
"My God, look at the SIZE of that!"
What he's afraid you're thinking:
"My God, look at the size of that!"
Foreplay/Oral Sex
What he hopes you're thinking:
"I could worship at the alter of your impressive manhood for hours."
What he's afraid you're thinking:
"If he doesn't warn me before he cums, I'm going to kill him."
Penetration
What he hopes you're thinking:
"You stallion, you're splitting me in half!"
What he's afraid you're thinking:
"Is it in yet?"
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Suffering from a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay fellow goes to
see his doctor. After his examination the physician prescribes
suppositories twice a day.
When it comes time to use the first suppository the young man
is concerned he will do it wrong. So he goes into the bathroom,
bends over and looks through his legs into the mirror to line up the target.
All of a sudden, his penis starts to stiffen, blocking his view.
"Oh, stop it," the young man scolds his organ, "it's only me."
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There was once a man from Boston,
who bought himself an Austin
He had room for his gas,
And half his ass,
but his balls hung down, and he lost em.
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Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard
to get her dog a bone
When she got there, she found the cupboard
was bare, but the dog
had a bone of his own.
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Ginger was feeling quite gruff
'Til he placed his head in her muff
Then she purred like a kitty
When his tongue hit her clitty
Saying, "I just cannot get enough!"
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BUFFALO BILL
t can Make You suck
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jghjhgjhg.htm
It's Cool To Wear A Scottish Kilt
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asda.htm
Olympic
http://www.buffaloschips.com/es3.htm
THATS ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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