THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
They told me I was gullible and I believed them
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well it seems that old Newt G. (the GOP nomination
hopeful) stirred up a little hot bed with his comment the
other night didn't he? you know, I do have to say,
tho, he IS right, isn't he? why would you want food stamps
instead of a job? sounds like a simple question to me.
Guess some people still don't understand yet.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a little pot
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y036.html
thoughts to ponder
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y037.html
who farted
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y038.html
flavor
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y039.html
bad news
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y040.html
science
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y041.html
books for dummies
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y042.html
helping the old lady
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y043.html
a pay raise
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y044.html
surprise
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y045.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Guiness
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1421.html
streaker
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1422.html
pepsi vs coke
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1423.html
Chris and Paul were having a beer at the neighborhood bar.
"What's the matter?" asked Chris of his buddy. "You look kind of down."
"My wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin."
"Why's that?"
"Because it's brief, unexpected and usually a disaster."
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Q: What did boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
A: "You mean a great dill to me."
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Two deliverymen were taking a large refrigerator to a local
priest's home. With difficulty they had managed to get the
fridge onto the porch, but struggled for over 20 minutes to
make the 90-degree turn through the narrow door.
The priest, seeing their difficulty, asked what they usually
did when confronted with such a situation.
Rubbing some badly skinned knuckles, one deliveryman replied,
"Well, Father, at this point we usually start cursing."
"Well, gentlemen," the priest replied, "allow me time to
move out of earshot so you can continue your work."
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mother had three daughters and on their wedding she asked each
one of them to write home and tell her about their married life.
The first wrote back on the second day. The letter arrived with a
single message, "Maxwell Coffee-house". The mother is confused but
finally noticed a Maxwell coffee ad, and it said:
"Satisfaction to the last drop", so Mother was happy.
The second daughter got married and after a week she sent home her
reply. The message read; "Four Square Cigarettes". So the mother
looks for the ad, and it says; "LIVE LIFE KING SIZE". And Mother is happy.
Then it was the third one's wedding. Mother was anxious. It took 4
weeks for a message to come through. When it did the message was
simply "BRITISH AIRWAYS". Mother was so concerned. She frantically
went through all the newspapers at home looking for a BA ad. She found one and fainted.
The ad read: "TWO TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS"!
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Morris was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped
and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands.
"What the hell is your problem?" the lady asked.
"I feel like a regular son of a bitch, getting my best friend's pussy," the man moaned.
The lady reached over and patted him on the back.
"Well, if that's all it is, you can stop worrying," she said.
You're not getting his pussy...."His pussy is three to four inches deeper."
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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