THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Without God, democracy will not and cannot long endure.
Ronald Reagan
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM:
THE IMVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
US Marines Rescue Taliban Sex Slaves
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a bailout
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y066.html
a traffic cop
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y067.html
first date
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y068.html
the code
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y069.html
Mr. Whipple
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y070.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
to be a republican
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1434.html
Budlight
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1435.html
funny pics
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1436.html
Doritos
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1437.html
A penis is a splendid thing; you ladies should be jealous.
An organ with such lovely skin, it's smooth and mostly hairless.
It starts to grow so quickly when a guy's about thirteen,
His testicles on either side, his willy in between.
It dangles neatly down below; it's softly warm and loyal.
But at the slightest hint of lust, it's ready to uncoil.
It seems to have a mind all of its own; it's like an untamed beast,
It squirms and writhes and stretches out, just when you 'spect it least.
Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves, erecting when it shouldn't.
A bumpy train ride sets it off, and then I wish it wouldn't.
During summer, wearing little, sunning on the beach,
A glimpse of wobbly boobs or bums will make it squirm and reach.
But handle it with love and care, for it will give great pleasure.
I often check if it has grown - now when did I last measure?
Some men will fret about their size: they give it lots of thought;
Is seven inches long enough? It makes them quite distraught.
They sneak a look in toilets, wondering what they'll see,
But if another glances back at them, there's no way they can pee!
Masturbating is a sin - at least some folks believe.
That's just some old wives' tale, 'cause it really can relieve.
Without this super organ, no shag would be complete.
Lesbians can try their best, but must admit defeat.
It has some splendid functions, I'm sure you will agree:
To start a whole new life, and more than that - to pee!
But what seems most amazing about my one-eyed flute,
Whatever it is doing, it knows which juice to shoot.
And better yet, it stays with one, until one's old and frail.
Don't take it out in public though, or you'll be thrown in jail.
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Two Women were chatting in the house. Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?"
Woman 2: "Yes."
Woman 1: "Was it good?"
Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... My husband came home, ate his dinner
in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes,
rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?"
Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a
romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home
he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We
then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked
for an hour. It was like a fairytale!"
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At the same time, their husbands were talking at work. Husband 1:
" You wanted sex last night, how was it?"
Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate,
screwed my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?"
Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because
they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had
to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't
have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour --
and when we got home, remember there was no electricity, so I had to
light candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it
up for an hour and then I couldn't come for another hour. After I finally
did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was
jabbering away for another damn hour."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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