THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity.
Friedrich Nietzsche
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
Perhaps one of the simplest ways to change your mood or mental outlook is to remind
yourself of all the good things in your life. Reflecting on how far you have come,
what you have already accomplished, and what you have learned, can be very encouraging.
Appreciating your dearest friends, your closest family members, your favorite possessions
and of course yourself can bring a smile to your face.
If you need a lift or an attitude adjustment, try to appreciate and reflect on the good
things. Count your blessings. It can be done anytime and any place
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
one day on a walk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y071.html
oh oh
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y072.html
nuclear power
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y073.html
a good question
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y074.html
rimming
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y075.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
yoga cat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1438.html
wheel of fortune
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1439.html
Best of Comedy Central Roasts-Greg Giraldo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1440.html
Ole and Lena are sixty-nining when Ole says,
"Lena did you know there are 117,000 musk-ox in Alaska?"
Lena says, "No, I didn't. Gee, you're smart."
Ole says, "And Lena, did you know there are 482,000 grizzly bears living in Alaska?"
Lena says, "No I didn't. Gee, you're smart."
Ole says, "And Lena, did you know there are over 2,000,000 caribou living in Alaska?"
"No", says Lena sort of wondering how this conversation came about in the middle of their sex
play. "How did you get so smart?"
Ole says, "Remember last winter when we ran out of toilet paper and we had to use the pages out of
magazines?" "Yes, I remember," says Lena.
"Well, you still have page 63 of the National Geographic stuck to your ass."
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This blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So, she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a mini-van."
But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home."
Finally, the manager comes over and says, Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly
have won a motor home, because we didn't have that as a prize!"
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!"
So, she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads, WIN A BAGEL
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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all
of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.
The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the
helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.
People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a
building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.
After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped
determine their position in Seatle.
The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because, similar to their
help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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