THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
A fool shows his annoyance at once,
but a prudent man overlooks an insult
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It was the coldest winter ever.
Many animals died because of the cold.
The porcupines, realizing the situation,
decided to group together to keep warm. This way they covered and
Protected themselves; but the quills of
each one wounded their closest companions.
After a while, they decided to distance themselves one from the other
and they began to die, alone and frozen. So they
had to make a choice: either accept the quills of their
Companions or disappear from the Earth.
Wisely, they decided to go back to being together. They learned to live with
the little wounds caused by the close relationship with their companions
in order to receive the heat that came from the
others. This way they were able to survive.
The best relationship is not the one that brings together perfect people, but
when each individual learns to live with the imperfections of others
and can admire the other person's good qualities.
The moral of the story is:
Just learn to live with the Pricks in your life!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a fourth one?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a006.html
drip dry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a007.html
girl scout cookies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a008.html
Bob, where are you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a009.html
gullible
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Celtic Thunder
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1467.html
Ignited Digital Choir
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1466.html
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Bob feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach
her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from
her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.
If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.'
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.'
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
No response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife
and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his
wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey, what's
for dinner?'
Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'
'For God's sake, Bob, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!'
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Schwartz and Feldman, partners in the garment industry, had
just suffered through their worst season ever. Eight
thousand madras sports coats were hanging on the rack
unsold, and bankruptcy was looming closer each day.
Out of the blue, in walked a buyer from Australia. "I say
there," he began, "you boys wouldn't happen to have any
madras sports coats, would you? I've been looking for them
everywhere."
Schwartz said there MIGHT be a few left, and soon a deal
was made whereby the eight thousand jackets would be
shipped to Australia at a handsome profit.
"There is one thing though," said the Australian buyer. "For
an order this large, I'll have to get a confirmation from my
home office. I don't anticipate any problem, and unless I
send you a telegram by this Friday, the deal goes through as
planned."
Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday passed slowly, with the
partners nervously waiting to see if the Australian would
change his mind. Friday morning went by without incident.
Schwartz and Feldman were closing up shop when, at five
minutes to five, there was a knock on the door: .....
"Telegram!"
The partners froze. Trembling, Feldman grabbed the telegram
and opened it. Suddenly, his face lit up. "Schwartz,
GREAT NEWS! Your brother died!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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