THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
If the rich could pay people to die for them,
the poor could make a wonderful living.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
CHICAGO (AP) — Smoking a joint once a week or a bit more
apparently doesn't harm the lungs, suggests a 20-year study
that bolsters evidence that marijuana doesn't do the kind of
damage tobacco does.
According to this study then, I wonder if I can get a medical permit for marijuana to treat my emphasyma?
Now that Michigan offers health permits for its medical use,
I'm sure that would be a good thing, right?
Did you know this is National Puppy Week?
Check out these puppies.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
12%
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gettin it up
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sad
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the basketball
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one pill
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Dutch cell phone
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money shouldnt buy
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fishing
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They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the
eveningSuzi invited Joe to her place, where they quickly got
involved in a verypassionate and energetic session in bed together.
Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and
snuggled up close to each other.
After a short while, Suzi began tenderly stroking Joe's manhood.
Surprised but appreciative, Joe comments, "Surely you can't be ready for more?
Suzi replies, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic,
and I miss the days when I had mine... "
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Mary and Sue were always trying to get the other's goat and
today they were meeting for lunch.
Mary noticed that Sue was walking bowlegged and asked what the problem was.
Sue replied, "Oh nothing. It's just that my
husband is so big, I just can't take it."
Mary replied, "I know. I know."
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Q: Why are women like parking spaces?
A: The best ones are taken and the rest are disabled!
Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?
A. The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when
your mouth is moving.
"My girlfriend can't have orgasms during sex....but it's not a problem, because I can"
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"My but you look different today Claudia." commented Rene
to her co-worker.
"Your hair is extra curly, and you have this wide-eyed look.
What did you use -- special curlers and some dramatic eye make-up ?"
"No !" replied Claudia. "My damn vibrator shorted out this
morning."
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I
don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place
'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, they guy reaches for his cigarettes But the girl,
thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile,
"Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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