THE POSTMANS CORNER
Do not let spacious plans for a new world
divert your energies from saving what is left of the old.
Winston Churchill
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Its another Monday morning. I hope all of you
have a great day. This is the dreary time of year.
Days are shorter. its colder, you got your credit
card bill for xmas. Gotta do the taxes. yah, kinda
a drag right! Well nuff said, lets do a little joke
or two this morning. it will do the body good!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin
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THE COMICS
no dumping
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y051.html
new laws
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y052.html
our daughter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y053.html
how do you know
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y054.html
at work today
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y055.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the red green show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1426.html
the french revolution
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1427.html
Morris was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly
stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands.
"What the hell is your problem?" the lady asked.
"I feel like a regular son of a bitch, getting my best friend's pussy," the man moaned.
The lady reached over and patted him on the back.
"Well, if that's all it is, you can stop worrying," she said.
You're not getting his pussy...."His pussy is three to four inches deeper."
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A mortician was laying out the body of a man with an unbelievably long penis.
He called in his receptionist to show her.
She took one look and said, "It's just like my husband's penis."
"Wow, you mean he's got one that long?" the mortician asked.
"No," she replied. "That dead."
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A man's balls had turned brown and he was worried so he made an Appointment with his doctor.
When he got home from the appointment he sat down in his chair in the living room.
He hollered for his wife to come from the kitchen.
After a while when she didn't come he hollered again.
After the third time she hollered back, "I haven't got time.
I am fixing dinner; I have clothes here to iron, the baby is crying and needs
changed. I don't have time to wipe my ass.
He said," That's what I want to talk to you about".
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A long married couple was in the mall attempting
To finish their Christmas shopping. The wife noticed hubby
had disappeared and dialed his cell phone, demanding "
where in the hell are you?" Hubby responded " you'll recall
the jewelery store where you just fell in love with that diamond
necklace and I told you someday that will be yours ".....Wife
blushed saying " of course, Darling, I do remember ".....
Hubby finished off saying " well, I'm in the bar right next door
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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