THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
If you have a garden and a library,
you have everything you need.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, republicans, is Romney going to be the ticket
this year? He seems to grow in power and following every day,
Perhaps not my favorite, and a little more liberal a choice
for me, but I suppose I can live with it. I refuse to be a
card carrying Republican, so I cannot complain about who is
chosen for the nominee. In all my voting years, tho,
the only democrat I ever voted for was Jimmy Carter.
You know what is interesting? George W. Bush has had
no comment on who he endorses. In fact, I get the feeling nobody
has asked him either. Maybe nobody cares what he thinks?
GO FIGGER
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
wrong hole
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caution
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delicious
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chocolate
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z009.html
glass of water
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the miracle of plastic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1446.html
dirty bastard
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1447.html
Dave was staring sadly into his pint and sighed heavily.
"What's up Dave" asked the Landlord…
"It's my four year old son…" the man replied.
"Don't tell me, he's in trouble for fighting in school? –
my lad's just the same – forget about it, it happens to boys that age" said the landlord, sympathetically.
" I only wish it was that" continued the customer, " but it's
far worse than that. The little bastard has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbor pregnant."
"Get away, that's impossible!" gasped the landlord
"It's not" said the man… "the little shit stuck a pin in all my condoms"
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On the first day of the school term the shop teacher was surprised to
see a rather proper-looking young lady sitting in the front row of his
classroom. Her name was Emily and she was the only girl to sign up for the woodwork class.
The bemused teacher asked her if she was sure she was in the right
class. Emily assured him that she was.
The teacher, still somewhat puzzled, added, "This course may be a
bit out of your league. Do you have any experience at all working with tools?"
"What exactly do you mean?" Emily asked.
"Well, for example, do you know the difference between a nail,
a screw and a bolt?" the teacher expounded.
After pondering for a moment, Emily admitted, "I can't really say,
since I've never been 'bolted' before."
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A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens
to be her husband's best friend. They make love for
hours, and afterward they're just lying there, enjoying
the nearness of each other.
The phone rings, and because it's the woman's house, she reaches over and picks up the receiver.
Her lover looks over and listens, only hearing her
side of the conversation. She is speaking in a cheery voice.
"Hello? Oh, hi! So glad you called. Really. That's wonderful!
I'm so happy for you. Sounds terrific. Great! Thanks! Okay. Buh-bye."
She hangs up the phone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh," she replies, " that was my husband telling me what
a wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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