THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Rain last night and this morning.
Fortunately it is almost 50 degrees
So it would have been pretty greasy
out there if the temps were lower.
It has managed to melt what little snow
we had on the ground. And in general
it has turned every thing to mud.
HAPPY MONDY!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
CORDIALLY
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
valentine card
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musical chairs
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regrets
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blow jobs and hair driers
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the secret
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a005.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
What a wonderful day
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lady sitters
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love the taste
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1465.html
Three men are walking down the street. One is from California,
one is from New York, and the last is from St. Louis.
A good looking woman walks by ... the man from California states "She's about an 8."
The man from New York states "No, no ... she's a 6."
The man from St. Louis says "Hell no, she's a 1."
The two men look at the guy from St. Louis and turn to each other
and say, "Well, she was not that good looking."
All three continue walking down the strip. As chance happens
another woman walks by. She is more beautiful than the first.
The man from California exclaims "9"
The man from New York cries "8.5"
The man from St. Louis says "2"
The man from California and New York State, "I guess it takes all types."
Finally an extremely beautiful woman crosses their line of sight.
The man from California and New York simultaneously state "10"
The man from St. Louis states loudly, "3.5"
The man from New York asks the man from St. Louis, "What the hell
is wrong with you?" "Are you gay?" "She was beautiful!"
The man from St. Louis turns to him and says, "I'm using the Budweiser method."
The man from California asks "What is that?"
The man from St. Louis responds "The Budweiser method is to see how many
Clydesdales (horses) it would take to pull her off my face."
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Once, a man from San Francisco died and went up to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter was waiting for him.
After reviewing the man's records Saint Peter said, "I see here
that you are a homosexual."
"That's correct" said the man "Is that a problem?"
"Well, It's kind of frowned upon up here but as I see you've led
an otherwise exemplary life I've decided to let you in. Follow
me," he said, opening the gate.
After a short walk, Saint Peter's keys accidentally fell on the
ground. He bent over to pick up the keys.
The gay man took one look and just couldn't resist, so he jumped
on St. Peter and did his thing.
Saint Peter was furious. "If you ever do that again, you'll go
straight to hell!" he yelled.
A few days later another guy from San Francisco arrived at the
Pearly Gates. St Peter reviewed his records and found that
he was also gay but, as before, he decided to give him a break and let him in.
"Follow me," he said.
They passed through the gates and once again St. Peter fumbled his
keys and they dropped on the ground. The gay man, unable to control himself, jumped on him and pumped away.
Saint Peter was even more furious than before, "If you ever do
that again, you'll go straight to hell!" he yelled
A week later a third guy from San Francisco arrives in heaven.
Once again St. Peter checks the records and once again he finds that
the guy is Gay. "Follow me," he says and they head off down the path.
Suddenly St. Peter spins around with a look of panic on his face, his hands flying up and down his robes.
"What's the matter?" asks the guy.
"I can't find my keys!!" cries St. Peter
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Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old buddy Johnny,
"How come you aren't married?"
Johnny: "I haven't found the right woman yet."
George: "So what are you looking for?"
Johnny: "Oh she's got to be real pretty, - a good cook and
house-keeper, and she's got to know how to handle money, a
really nice and pleasant personality is a must - and money,
she's got to have money...and a home, a nice big house, is
what she has to have."
George: "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU."
Johnny: "Oh, it's okay if she is crazy.
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That's all folks
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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