THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
My apologies as I am experiencing technical
difficulties. I am just barely able to get
a few jokes out today.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence
the carrot
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huming
http://thepostmanscorner.net/y017.html
a hold up
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good brakes
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a lawsuit
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A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
Then there was a woman who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.'
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Bambi the blonde celebrated her 40th birthday with a makeover.
She went to the best plastic surgeon in town and got a boob
lift, a tummy tuck, butt implants, Botox, collagen ...the works.
Ten weeks and thousands of dollars later, she was a new woman -- literally.
Her personal physician then performed her annual physical, noted the new "body work."
When the exam was finished, he called her in.
"Bambi, your overall health is good, but I want to discuss
a problem that often affects women your age, osteoporosis."
Bambi looked puzzled. "Osteo--what?"
"Bone loss. Many women start to experience it in their 40s."
Bambi giggled, blushed and said, "Oh, really, Doc. You've seen me naked.
Trust me, with this body and this face, I get new bones quite often!"
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A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home.
All the Catholic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in a Jewish home.
After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit grandpa.
"How do you like it here?" asks the grandson.
"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says grandpa.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place
for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone."
"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the
residents here," grandpa says with a big smile.
"There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the
violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!"
"There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the
bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!"
"And there's a physician here -- 90 years old. He hasn't been practicing
medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!"
"And me......, I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The Fucking Mexican' !
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country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with
another woman.*
*With super-human strength, born of fury, cutting of firewood, lifting
sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out
the back door, and into the barn.*
She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed
the handle. Then she picked up an old carpenter's saw.**
The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're
not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
husband's hand and said ...
"Nope....you are! I'm gonna burn down the Barn!"
BUFFALO BILL
cable guy
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cafe
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penis boxer
http://www.buffaloschips.com/fjxkldgjdf.htm
THAT's ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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